The post whore thread.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Short fat guy, but with one arm?

Probably not.

I appreciate your vote of confidence though, Wax. I don't want to fight anyone, especially over something really effin stupid like that.

I'm getting too old for that shit.

[Great-Kazoo]

The fucking neighbor to the east of me....which I've only spoken to ONCE in the last 3 years....( I offered to help him search for his lost keys in the bar ditch)...comes over tonight and takes a picture of me burning goat heads.

So, I ask....."you taking pictures of someone burning goat heads?"

Guy says..."no, I'm taking a picture of a mother fucking asshole".


I turn the torch off and try to figure out what all this horse shit is about. Guy was pissed about something from 2 or 3 years ago, some stalker bitch parked in the neighbors driveway across the street from his house, and I know those people. I remember walking over there and asking the bitch what the hell she was doing sitting in their driveway. Anyways, he thought I said a bunch of shitty stuff about him and threw him under the buss and a bunch of other shit. Court orders and broken windshields and shit....nothing I have ANYTHING to do with.

I got him chilled down a bit....he said he was ex leo...... I can see why he's ex leo. The fucker rolled out of the gate like he wanted a fight. I'm in no condition for that right now, so I can't bloody any bodys nose for anytime in the forseeable future. Got some hand shaking going on, and settled some shit down.

It's hard to understand how some folks minds work and how they handle stuff when they're upset, and how long they decide their going to harbor hostile feelings about self perceived injustices.

Get a grip man.

Erie PD dispatch, how can i help you?
Yeah i have a neighbor here, he came over telling me he's a former police officer and wondering if you can come by. Not too sure what his issue is?

Say what you want, these fukers who "drop by" to grumble at you ,could be taking shots at you or your family tomorrow.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Fighting with the neighbors? Sucks... Really

Yeah WJ, I totally agree.

[Great-Kazoo]

I flipped off jim today at the intersection of Main and 15th around 6:30 this evening....He ignored me...
[facepalm]

If mah peg didn't go south a few min b4 you would have seen me. maybe OBC's neighbor could drop by your place.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Erie PD dispatch, how can i help you?
Yeah i have a neighbor here, he came over telling me he's a former police officer and wondering if you can come by. Not too sure what his issue is?

Say what you want, these fukers who "drop by" to grumble at you ,could be taking shots at you or your family tomorrow.

I don't know for sure, Jim. No one ever really does. I am reasonably confident that I (we) disarmed the hostility and set some stuff straight. I'm never off guard with shit like that, and I will be diligent and aware of that potential now. I'm glad I know now.

I had no fucking idea this guy was that pissed. Weird deal.


I'll spend a little time with him when the chance permits, or when I initiate it........., share a beer and a joke. Ask some questions....and just observe.

[Mazin]

OBC I'm right down the street bro, you have the digits if you ever need it. I maybe big and somewhat slow, but I'm meaner then a rabid raccoon [Coffee]

[waxthis]

Erie PD dispatch, how can i help you?
Yeah i have a neighbor here, he came over telling me he's a former police officer and wondering if you can come by. Not too sure what his issue is?

Say what you want, these fukers who "drop by" to grumble at you ,could be taking shots at you or your family tomorrow.

I don't know for sure, Jim. No one ever really does. I am reasonably confident that I (we) disarmed the hostility and set some stuff straight. I'm never off guard with shit like that, and I will be diligent and aware of that potential now. I'm glad I know now.

I had no fucking idea this guy was that pissed. Weird deal.


I'll spend a little time with him when the chance permits, or when I initiate it........., share a beer and a joke. Ask some questions....and just observe.


Good plan..

[OtterbatHellcat]

OBC I'm right down the street bro, you have the digits if you ever need it. I maybe big and somewhat slow, but I'm meaner then a rabid raccoon [Coffee]

Mazin, howdy, brother.....and thank you.

:D

[waxthis]

If mah peg didn't go south a few min b4 you would have seen me. maybe OBC's neighbor could drop by your place.


Oh hell no! Spent the last 12 years getting this hood just the way we want it..Trouble not welcome.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wax, if I can determine the guy is bat fuck crazy from a short visit......with limited emotion involved..... then I'll be concerned.

Jim might be right though. That was some WAY out of mind shit he pulled tonight.

[waxthis]

Wax, if I can determine the guy is bat fuck crazy from a short visit......with limited emotion involved..... then I'll be concerned.

Jim might be right though. That was some WAY out of mind shit he pulled tonight.


Keep your friends close and your enemies closer...I'm sure all will be fine.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I agree with you Wax.


Now.........to more important matters.

Who's locker shall we pour a full bottle of Doe in Heat...in?

[OtterbatHellcat]

BC is probably on his honeymoon now....

Hope his surgery and wedding are going well.

[OtterbatHellcat]

HB went on vacation, but came back and said HI, like once.

How about messing with HB?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Naw, he's a good guy.

[bogie]

I am usually, but not for that.

Should that make the list?

Lame post for #30K!

[bogie]

And howdy doody

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bogie, what up brother?

.....and I can't disagree with you on that, btw.

More to be ashamed of, when will it end?

[OtterbatHellcat]

What a whore......posts and leaves.

lol

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, is anyone really interested in going to work tomorrow?

I'm not.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I did have a good lesson with my instructor tonight though, that was cool.

Toggling between major and minor keys, but all in the mind. Just processing the stuff and knowing where you're going.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm gettin' my whore going now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Not for long though, I'm running out of time.

Time is a funny thing.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The Rolling Stones were full of shit......it's not on my side.


...fuckers.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight, Whores.

Hope everyone has a decent day tomorrow.

Peace.

[brutal]

I happy and howdy i finally had a doody.[ROFL2]

AH SAY SON, THATS A JOKE.

OK Foghorn.

[kawiracer14]

Blahhhhh


Sent from my fancy pants mobile device

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Hoes.

[brutal]

Who you callin a ho, ho?

[brutal]

Watching ESXi install run. ho-hum.

[brutal]

Post 1979! This is the year I graduated HS.

[brutal]

Post 1980. This is the year I joined the U.S. Army, and got married in AIT!

[brutal]

Post 1981. This is the year I got shipped to Germany!

[brutal]

Post 1982. This was the year my first son was born!

[brutal]

Post 1983. Raising the boy, not much big happened this year.

[brutal]

Post 1984. This was a big year. Re-enlisted, rotated back to the world, our second-born came into the world, and then I got stuck in KS. [Bang] It's all downhill from there.

[brutal]

1985. Wow, wtf was I doing in 1985? Marking time.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I was born in 84.......

[brutal]

1986. More idle time, raising the kids, trying to be a good husband and father.

[brutal]

Post 1987. This was a big move. Decided it was time to move on. Terminal leave ETS in Dec 1987. It was fun while it lasted boys, but time's they are a changin.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/21/anunusyz.jpg

That is all......

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[brutal]

<crickets>

[Great-Kazoo]

1985. Wow, wtf was I doing in 1985? Marking time.

Moved to Colorado

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I hate being able to make good food....... I ate way too much.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[wax_job]

Watching ESXi install run. ho-hum.

Don't it just come on an imbedded SD card?

[wax_job]

I hate being able to make good food....... I ate way too much.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

Easily correctable..mix all of your spices together, herbs and all....

Use that on every dish... Thank me later.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Nah..... I like being a rock star in the kitchen. I don't need no woman!!!!

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[brutal]

Don't it just come on an imbedded SD card?

Dumb fawkers didn't order it on flash because they didn't know what they were going to do with the x-nodes in their PureFlex system.

At least the images are pre-loaded for deployment in the Flex System Manager from the plant. We already loaded 5.1 during the POC and they now need them back leveled to 5.0. I just have to push a few buttons and watch it install and twist a few knobs.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

My mom's boyfriend is a douche bag.

He wakes up at 330am acting all pissed off because he has to make coffee.

Fuck you, guy. Not my fault.

Then, when he gets done making his oh so important coffee he slams the door on his way back to bed.

What the fuck did I do to you? I'm only awake so I can go to work tonight and not be tired.

Grrr..... I need to move out...... Again. But this time not with some girl that's going to talk shit about me.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[waxthis]

Humpy whore day to all!

[waxthis]

Two nights and no train, at least I didn't here them anyway...Damn I hate those things!

[waxthis]

Thinking about a $2.00 Santiago's for breakfast....Surprising I know....
[Coffee]

[waxthis]

1985.....29 Palms California...
[Recon]

[roberth]

mornin' hoze

[waxthis]

mornin' hoze

Waz da word.

[buffalobo]

Whores

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[UncleDave]

Where's my change at?

[roberth]

the word is HUMP as HUMP day

http://www.letus.org/bmatters/images/camel01.jpg

[waxthis]

Sexy camel

[buffalobo]

Is that a camel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[fly boy]

Mike mike mike mike mike mike mike, guess what day it is!

sent while drinking and driving. don't text and drive, that's dangerous right there!

[fly boy]

What ammo is this?

sent while drinking and driving. don't text and drive, that's dangerous right there!

[Great-Kazoo]

Nah..... I like being a rock star in the kitchen. I don't need no woman!!!!

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

You finally realize , with 2 good hands you can date twins.

[Great-Kazoo]

What ammo is this?

sent while drinking and driving. don't text and drive, that's dangerous right there!

Russian lacquer cased that came 1440 rds per case. The "case" is actually a wooden crate. Price tag say $ 189.95

FWIW: In wyo, at one time as long as the driver didn't have an open container it was legal to drink n drive

[fly boy]

Russian lacquer cased that came 1440 rds per case. The "case" is actually a wooden crate. Price tag say $ 189.95

FWIW: In wyo, at one time as long as the driver didn't have an open container it was legal to drink n drive

Thanks for the ammo info, I have 640 rounds I think. 4 white sealed punches of it. I am guessing 20 rounds in a box, 8 boxes in a package. so 160 a package x4 = 640 rounds. They are lead tip, and I knew it was a steel case. Does that sound about right?


Passenger can still :D Why do you think I love having a permanent DD for 9 months [LOL]

[10mm-man]

Nah..... I like being a rock star in the kitchen. I don't need no woman!!!!

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.


Until your completely over her; you need to remove that sig line! Your making me look bad............. [ROFL3][gohome]

[waxthis]

Friday yet?

[brutal]

Russian lacquer cased that came 1440 rds per case. The "case" is actually a wooden crate. Price tag say $ 189.95

FWIW: In wyo, at one time as long as the driver didn't have an open container it was legal to drink n drive

How does one drink and drive without opening the container?

[waxthis]

How does one drink and drive without opening the container?

Let me know when you find out...:)

[fly boy]

Let me know when you find out...:)

it only must APPEAR closed, bottle's can work :D

[Great-Kazoo]

it only must APPEAR closed, bottle's can work :D

Now you went an done it. That's a secret, only wyo folks, a few greenies are aware of.

[fly boy]

Now you went an done it. That's a secret, only wyo folks, a few greenies are aware of.

Ha, when it's something amazing, I must share it with the world! oh, and the NSA. They now know too.

[fly boy]

Watching Trailer park boys....

[Great-Kazoo]

Watching Trailer park boys....

From your car, or out the kitchen window?

[fly boy]

Ha, funny guy. From a tree with my binoculars, across the street.

[roberth]

Ha, funny guy. From a tree with my binoculars, across the street.

see any boobies?

[Great-Kazoo]

Ha, funny guy. From a tree with my binoculars, across the street.

I'm funny, I make you laugh, funny like a clown? That's what you saying?

[roberth]

I'm funny, I make you laugh, funny like a clown? That's what you saying?

ok tommy

[waxthis]

What about the boobies?

[roberth]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000679753/polls_boobies_4826_86480_poll_xlarge.jpeg

[Rooskibar03]

I dont know why but work is no longer blocking the site.....

Now I'm not going to get anything done.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I dont know why but work is no longer blocking the site.....

Now I'm not going to get anything done.

Welcome to my world.......

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm watching the Little League World Series... Japan just went ahead by 1 with a home run. They tied the game on a home run. I hope they kick the crap out of Mexico.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm watching the Little League World Series... Japan just went ahead by 1 with a home run. They tied the game on a home run. I hope they kick the crap out of Mexico.

Or use them for the dinner special.

[strm_trpr]

I have been on a nutnfancy fest, watching too many of his videos, my wife now fears his voice because each time he reviews a product i order it.

[waxthis]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000679753/polls_boobies_4826_86480_poll_xlarge.jpeg

Oh hell yes! Now that's what I'm talking about!!!!

[waxthis]

I dont know why but work is no longer blocking the site.....

Now I'm not going to get anything done.


Work allows this site, however it blocks this thread, bastards. Lucky for me, I can hack my way through.

[waxthis]

Man, I really don't feel like doing 12 miles in this wind....F$&k

[roberth]

Man, I really don't feel like doing 12 miles in this wind....F$&k

the wind is a training tool DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wax_job]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

[Great-Kazoo]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.


Konichiwa, Iron Chef, M&M Ichiban test to commence.

[wax_job]

Konichiwa, Iron Chef, M&M Ichiban test to commence.

What is the point.... Morimoto would win anyway...

[buffalobo]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

You're a good man wj, your dedication to science is admirable.

Look forward to AAR, and pics.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[spittoon]

hello you key board whores is it cool and damp in you moms basement this evening [dig][Coffee]

[buffalobo]

Fuk that, I make mom and wife stay in basement.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[waxthis]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

You should drink more often..:)

[roberth]

yes it is

[spittoon]

Fuk that, I make mom and wife stay in basement.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain. ha ha i am only talkin shit the wife is not home or i would be in the basement foldin close

[buffalobo]

Chugga chugga, toot toot, ding ding, choo choo.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[waxthis]

the wind is a training tool DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wiped out at the 4 mile mark...Sticking with 10's for now.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/22/equjuve3.jpg

[spittoon]

Wiped out at the 4 mile mark...Sticking with 10's for now.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/22/equjuve3.jpg wow all that means is you can drink 7 light beers

[waxthis]

Fuk that, I make mom and wife stay in basement.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

I like this!

[spittoon]

got to go the wife is home[panic]

[roberth]

nice rainstorm came through

[roberth]

you call yerselves hoze

you haven't laid a line in here for 30 minutes!!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Someone needs to entertain me tonight......

[JM Ver. 2.0]

you call yerselves hoze

you haven't laid a line in here for 30 minutes!!


What now, biznatch?

[roberth]

i'm eating

[roberth]

i think it will be ptr weekend

[roberth]

geez - i can eat and type faster than you guys can type

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I need new jokes... Apparently mine aren't that great.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

geez - i can eat and type faster than you guys can type

All that masterbation is finally paying off, huh?

[roberth]

ask them this

what do you call the next guy who doesn't laff at my joke?




solitary confinement

[roberth]

All that masterbation is finally paying off, huh?

right

[JM Ver. 2.0]

ask them this

what do you call the next guy who doesn't laff at my joke?




solitary confinement
Not inmate jokes..... Girl jokes... Ya know. For picking up the ladies.... [LOL]

[roberth]

girl jokes. you don't need jokes.

just talk and something humorous will come up that you'll both enjoy.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bitches!!!!!

:D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

girl jokes. you don't need jokes.

just talk and something humorous will come up that you'll both enjoy.

Hmm... Sure...

[roberth]

Bitches!!!!!

:D

YO!!

heard anything from stoner?

[roberth]

Hmm... Sure...

i can only comment based on my own experiences

i don't know what your goals are, mine were to have fun 1st

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy Roberth....and JM

.....Whores.....

No, sir. I've not heard from Stoner. I hope the man is alright.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Mr. Flip out from the other night, actually stopped in the street in his car tonight.......and honked and waved at me.

I waved back.

*with my hand only, not with anything dangerous*

;)

[roberth]

hoars :)

[roberth]

Mr. Flip out from the other night, actually stopped in the street in his car tonight.......and honked and waved at me.

I waved back.

*with my hand only, not with anything dangerous*

;)

cool, glad that was settled

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah, I think I can stand down on that for now.....wiser eyes and ears though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Roberth, how was your day, brother?

I hope it was decent, to moderately Neato.

:D

[OtterbatHellcat]

I saw Brutal kinda tried to make a mini run, that's cool.

[roberth]

Roberth, how was your day, brother?

I hope it was decent, to moderately Neato.

:D

a good, easy day at the office, early out and cleaned up the garage a little

[OtterbatHellcat]

JM, you'll meet a cool chick that isn't super effed up in the head. Consider keeping that one.

All the other ones might be fitting into the area that Roberth referenced in his post earlier.

[roberth]

gotta start thinking about my vacation next week

shooting on the wknd, biking and hiking during the week

[Great-Kazoo]

All that masterbation is finally paying off, huh?

he didn't mention anything about his sight, just typing. he's probably one of those guys who has voice commands, "Hands Free" if ya get mah drift.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I need to trade someone 40 rounds of factory 5.56mm for 40 rounds of factory .223 ammo...... Anyone wanna hook a brotha up?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, nice on the bonus garage time....sweet.....AND the easy day at work, of course.

I did the PT visit this afternoon, and have some new things to work on with my arm. A couple of them will help me get back to playing the guitar sooner, and I'm down that.

[Great-Kazoo]

gotta start thinking about my vacation next week

shooting on the wknd, biking and hiking during the week

gotta get new readers it looks like you typed biKini and hiking

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Jim.

[roberth]

he didn't mention anything about his sight, just typing. he's probably one of those guys who has voice commands, "Hands Free" if ya get mah drift.

yah, cause my burger was so BIG it took 2 hands

[roberth]

gotta get new readers it looks like you typed biKini and hiking

or get your mind out of the gutter

[OtterbatHellcat]

I need to trade someone 40 rounds of factory 5.56mm for 40 rounds of factory .223 ammo...... Anyone wanna hook a brotha up?

Why?

[roberth]

maybe all jm has is green tip and needs some regular

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Why?


maybe all jm has is green tip and needs some regular

The only rifle I have is a bolt gun in .223... Can't shoot 5.56 out of a .223

[Great-Kazoo]

I need new jokes... Apparently mine aren't that great.

Next one you connect with, tell her
Look most if not all guys want to get in your pants, likely a one nighter. Me i'm different. How so she inquires. I'm the guy who feels pleasing a woman, is as, if not more important that being pleased myself. Oh yeah how do you think you'll do that.
Easy, we go to my place, take a shower and let me dry you off with my tongue. BAM!


OR THERE'S ALWAYS PLAN B thats a pm only info.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I can help you JM, I'm sure all of us here can, I was just curious is all.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Next one you connect with, tell her
Look most if not all guys want to get in your pants, likely a one nighter. Me i'm different. How so she inquires. I'm the guy who feels pleasing a woman, is as, if not more important that being pleased myself. Oh yeah how do you think you'll do that.
Easy, we go to my place, take a shower and let me dry you off with my tongue. BAM!



OR THERE'S ALWAYS PLAN B thats a pm only info.

Ya know, that's not horribly bad. I'm kind of interested in hearing the PM only version.

lol

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I can help you JM, I'm sure all of us here can, I was just curious is all.

I figured everyone could... What kind stuff you got? Better be good stuff!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Ya know, that's not horribly bad. I'm kind of interested in hearing the PM only version.

lol


I'm waiting for it too.....

F YOU RULES!!!!!


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[roberth]

most chix aren't going to fall for the "you're more important than me" line.

more likely the chick is at least as selfish as the guy trying to nail her so she is going to figure out quickly that he is full of shit

some people impose their own character traits on others, most especially liberals

[roberth]

so who else got rain 2nite?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

JESUS, JIM!!!!!!!!!! Plan B would get me shot!

[Great-Kazoo]

The only rifle I have is a bolt gun in .223... Can't shoot 5.56 out of a .223

Who ya gonna call? Me !

[roberth]

JESUS, JIM!!!!!!!!!! Plan B would get me shot!

did it have something to do with Quagmire's roofarita?

[waxthis]

Jerkin the gerkin huh

[Great-Kazoo]

JESUS, JIM!!!!!!!!!! Plan B would get me shot!

Not if you play it right. AND NO IT'S NOT FOR PUBLIC VIEWING.

[roberth]

Jerkin the gerkin huh

polishing the pope

[Great-Kazoo]

Jerkin the gerkin huh

Cuffing the cucumber ?

Shucking the corn.

Peeling a potato.

[Great-Kazoo]

polishing the pope

Bless you ^ my Son

[waxthis]

What you WHORE'S gonna get me when I hit 3k?...I'll do a Midget.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Who ya gonna call? Me !
You live in BFE, bro.....

[roberth]

What you WHORE'S gonna get me when I hit 3k?...I'll do a Midget.

what do you think you should get?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

what do you think you should get?
A swift kick in the dick....

[roberth]

A swift kick in the dick....

careful now....some people like that sort of thing

[10mm-man]

careful now....some people like that sort of thing


hence why he offered...

[waxthis]

I want some of fly boys M@M's. And none of the damn brown ones...[ROFL2]

[10mm-man]

Hi ya whore's.....

[roberth]

hence why he offered...

HAH!

[roberth]

I want some of fly boys M@M's. And none of the damn brown ones...[ROFL2]

ain't there a quicki-mart near you?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

careful now....some people like that sort of thing

Waxthis likes it rough.

[waxthis]

[Party1]

[waxthis]

A swift kick in the dick....


Screw that. I get that pleasure every time I walk through the door at work.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Anyone wanna buy a .223 bolt gun? 24" heavy barrel... Synthetic stock... Accu Trigger.... 4-12x40 scope... I'll even toss in $100 rounds of my super awesome soft points!

[10mm-man]

Anyone wanna buy a .223 bolt gun? 24" heavy barrel... Synthetic stock... Accu Trigger.... 4-12x40 scope... I'll even toss in $100 rounds of my super awesome soft points!


Did "she" buy that gun for ya?? Why you wanna sell the rifle; pain to much JM?

[roberth]

what twist?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Did "she" buy that gun for ya?? Why you wanna sell the rifle; pain to much JM?

Bought it myself... I just want a Remington 700 in .223 more than I do this Savage.... I want my .308 and .223 to match...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

what twist?

9" twist.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

And I think I'll do it for $500 since a new one is $550 from Dick's.

[10mm-man]

Feels good to be single! Huh JM.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Feels good to be single! Huh JM.
Feels lonely... But I'll live... You never called me to meet up, by the way.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Nothing wrong with Savage. You don't have any hair so does it matter if the carpet matches the curtains?? [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Nothing wrong with Savage. You don't have any hair so does it matter if the carpet matches the curtains?? [Coffee]


Why do I talk to you? [facepalm]


And I actually like my Savage... I just want my guns to match.

[roberth]

savage is a good rifle, you should keep it and learn it

[10mm-man]

Feels lonely... But I'll live... You never called me to meet up, by the way.


With that kind of attitude; do you blame me? You would be crying in your beer! I'll wait until you feel better, and bounce back. [ROFL1][ROFL2][LOL]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

With that kind of attitude; do you blame me? You would be crying in your beer! I'll wait until you feel better, and bounce back. [ROFL1][ROFL2][LOL]
I don't drink.......

[roberth]

so i go looking at hulu and "I Spit on Your Grave" is on the front page.

[10mm-man]

water, pop, crybaby soup, etc.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Why do I talk to you? [facepalm]


And I actually like my Savage... I just want my guns to match.
Because you Love me! Your my Minion. [Coffee] And a friend. [Slap]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Because you Love me! Your my Minion. [Coffee] And a friend. [Slap]

Awe....... [fags]

[Great-Kazoo]

You live in BFE, bro.....

I'll be in the buckaroo area labor day. besides what do you care. You're single now so the cash flow should be freed up.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Awe....... [fags]
You wish!!! Now that your single. [Coffee]

[waxthis]

I think a group hug is in order.

[roberth]

I think a group hug is in order.

no

[roberth]

time to crash out

have fun out there in electro-bit land

[Great-Kazoo]

Why do I talk to you? [facepalm]


And I actually like my Savage... I just want my guns to match.

You one of those straight guy with a queer eye decorators, or a shooter. Hated It..............

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[fyou] [goFyourself] Please see this thread!!

http://www.ar-15.co/threads/113653-Last-time-you-flipped-the-bird

[DSB OUTDOORS]

This is not directed to you Jim! [Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

no
YES! Quit being a baby.

[OtterbatHellcat]

LOL Roberth........and goodnight, brother.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I wanted to take 30192 and quote the whole thing, but I don't know how to do that yet.

[OtterbatHellcat]

30200


YEah.

[OtterbatHellcat]

When I get the 50,000 snipe in here, you can all line up to blow me.

Not sure when it'll get messy.

lol

[OtterbatHellcat]

Top Shot was interesting tonight.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Have I mentioned that I don't want to go to work tomorrow?

[OtterbatHellcat]

mini run, in progress.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

mini run, in progress.
denied.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh, I'm sorry, ...I thought you were someone I was interested in hearing from.

Once you said "left....and liberal"....I really didn't give a shit about anything you said after that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh you Whore stopper.


Shit, do you get a money amount from calling the Whore Stopper Line?

Bitch.

[OtterbatHellcat]

That was a solid denial though, JM.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

That was a solid denial though, JM.
Thank you sir.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well, you know, helping each other out and all.... lol

[JM Ver. 2.0]

it sure died in here fast......

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dammit.....I'm gonna go eat some quick dinner.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I left to go watch Top Shot.

Down to the final four when the next/final episode takes place.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Dammit.....I'm gonna go eat some quick dinner.


You should bring me some too!

[buffalobo]

ha ha i am only talkin shit the wife is not home or i would be in the basement foldin close

Hence my abrupt 3 hr absence. :eek:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Lobo.

:)

[buffalobo]

Hoes is hoes, and youse is hoes.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You should bring me some too!

Quick snack shit....I usually don't eat dinner on weeknights, but I'm gonna eat some food tonight.

[buffalobo]

Heya Lobo.

:)

Dude, got your goat head order ready!:D

How is arm and your pops?

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[buffalobo]

You should bring me some too!

One of these days timing will hit and I will drop off bag o greasy burgers on my way home. You are only 10 mins off the path.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dad's getting better every day....so is my arm....

New exercises to do for the arm....all passive though. They don't want me using it until 9 weeks at least.

I'm at 3 now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Love me some greasy burgers...... I settled on a can of shit though, faster than a box of frozen shit.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dude, got your goat head order ready!:D

[panic]

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm going to bid.........the best whores in the world........... a great evening, superb slumber, and good thoughts and prayers for those we've not heard from in a while.

Hope we have a good day tomorrow.......

Goodnight, good folks.

[Ridge]

http://puu.sh/47Oh5.jpg

[buffalobo]

Ponies taking over Vegas :eek:

Are the jokes funny?:screwy:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

[Ridge]

Ponies taking over Vegas :eek:

Are the jokes funny?:screwy:

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

Jokes are lame, stunts are impressive

http://i.imgur.com/TOr6uCG.jpg

[KestrelBike]

*snip*

moved for ladies and their sensitivities.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Ok so allegedly 500-2000 syrians are dead from a suspected chemical attack, 1 year after obummer drew his "red line" in the sand (snail trail from his monthly?)

What I want to know is: I thought that the FSA (free syrian army) was getting their asses kicked, and that assad's gov forces were holding strong and held the advantage. When things are going that way, I just don't think that the FSA could suddenly gain the upper hand and force Assad's army to frantically attack the damascus area with nerve agents, which is what the *West* told them was a red line. [and yes, I know there were suspected, even UN-acknowledged chemical attacks in Syria previously that obummer studiously ignored.. but nothing on such a scale as this, which is being compared to saddam hussein's gas attack on the kurds way back when]

So I'm thinking... I don't think Assad's forces did this. I think it's going so bad for the FSA that they got ahold of a shitload of chem weapons (seemingly not hard, and allegedly a shitload of these weapons went unaccounted for in Libya during that mess), and set them off in Damascus as a false-flag to get Western intervention against Assad's regime. Either way, it'd sadly be convenient for the world if all of them just were gobbled up by a country-sized sinkhole.

What say you?
I say there is an entire section devoted to this kind of talk.....

[Great-Kazoo]

Ok so allegedly 500-2000 syrians are dead from a suspected chemical attack, 1 year after obummer drew his "red line" in the sand (snail trail from his monthly?)

What I want to know is: I thought that the FSA (free syrian army) was getting their asses kicked, and that assad's gov forces were holding strong and held the advantage. When things are going that way, I just don't think that the FSA could suddenly gain the upper hand and force Assad's army to frantically attack the damascus area with nerve agents, which is what the *West* told them was a red line. [and yes, I know there were suspected, even UN-acknowledged chemical attacks in Syria previously that obummer studiously ignored.. but nothing on such a scale as this, which is being compared to saddam hussein's gas attack on the kurds way back when]

So I'm thinking... I don't think Assad's forces did this. I think it's going so bad for the FSA that they got ahold of a shitload of chem weapons (seemingly not hard, and allegedly a shitload of these weapons went unaccounted for in Libya during that mess), and set them off in Damascus as a false-flag to get Western intervention against Assad's regime. Either way, it'd sadly be convenient for the world if all of them just were gobbled up by a country-sized sinkhole.

What say you?


Concur w/jm go to l & p if you want to wring your hands over some middle east sectarian squabbling

[KestrelBike]

It's post whore, and I forgot all about l&p. my apologies ladies. I'll move my post.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

It's post whore, and I forgot all about l&p. my apologies ladies. I'll move my post.


We try not to discuss actual meaningful shit in here... Avoid the drama type things... Political and controversial topics cause arguments... We don't want to argue over legitimate shit in here...

We argue about ponies and ice cream up in this bitch.

[KestrelBike]

We try not to discuss actual meaningful shit in here... Avoid the drama type things... Political and controversial topics cause arguments... We don't want to argue over legitimate shit in here...

We argue about ponies and ice cream up in this bitch.

chocolate therapy from those libtard hipster douche ben & jerries forever, then

[KestrelBike]

oh, and I've fallen from horses 12 times. 1/4th of the time over fences : (

[JM Ver. 2.0]

chocolate therapy from those libtard hipster douche ben & jerries forever, then
Why you mad, bro?

[JM Ver. 2.0]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=JHiKDa4ip_Q

Best. Video. EVER!

[KestrelBike]

Why you mad, bro?

I'm not mad, why you say I'm mad?

[Great-Kazoo]

oh, and I've fallen from horses 12 times. 1/4th of the time over fences : (


That shit belongs in the S & P forum.[Beer]

[KestrelBike]

That shit belongs in the S & P forum.[Beer]

lol touche [ah shit, the french belongs in L & C forum doesn't it]

[Great-Kazoo]

It's post whore, and I forgot all about l&p. my apologies ladies. I'll move my post.


This a light panty liner day, or you flowing like a river.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm not mad, why you say I'm mad?
Cuz you actin mad, bro!

[KestrelBike]

Cuz you actin mad, bro!

I'm naturally, always, angry on the internet.

[KestrelBike]

and I'm about to hit the gym (seriously) after watching this insane ctthetrainer youtube video lol

[JM Ver. 2.0]

and I'm about to hit the gym (seriously) after watching this insane ctthetrainer youtube video lol

I COMMAND YOU TO GROW!!!

Seriously... Last I saw you, you were a little dude.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=0AGQe1h_PJY

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Hahaha

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I can't even get excited about this little shit.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Hahaha

You best hit the gym too, tater.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

You best hit the gym too, tater.

I was at the gym earlier. Only cardio for this guy.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hahaha

Pup u still up? I saw a post / reply u did nd wanted to touch base with you, but done fergit wtf it was. Guess I picked a bad day to quit doing pain killers.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I was at the gym earlier. Only cardio for this guy.

I COMMAND YOU TO GROW!!!!!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I COMMAND YOU TO GROW!!!!!

Nah I love beating up meat heads. They're my favorite.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Pup u still up? I saw a post / reply u did nd wanted to touch base with you, but done fergit wtf it was. Guess I picked a bad day to quit doing pain killers.

Yah, watching horrible bosses.

You were probably gonna tell me to bring my saiga 12 and all my parts so I can convert it with supervision.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Nah I love beating up meat heads. They're my favorite.
Why you gotta be rude, bro....