The post whore thread.

[BuffCyclist]

It has addition, multiplication, exponentiation, zero, one, e, pi, i, and equality.

[OtterbatHellcat]

This is the most beautiful equation, in my opinion:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/f/8/9/f897005615c391e14cd50112cda44665.png

That IS pretty sexy, I'll have to admit.

[BuffCyclist]

Not to mention, you can make ANY basic math seem really freaking difficult, because you can multiply something by 1 and it doens't change.

[BuffCyclist]

But because no one knows euler's identity by heart, you can replace the 1 with -e^i*pi and that is some scary shit!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Shaving is a pain in the ass.

Usually put the lectric on a 1 and call it good. I'll go blade for actual clean up for certain occasions.

[OtterbatHellcat]

But because no one knows euler's identity by heart, you can replace the 1 with -e^i*pi and that is some scary shit!

You're doing great, btw.

[BuffCyclist]

In fact, I once wrote an essay on an exam on euler's identity during a class on Dada and Surrealism. Why? Because I didn't do the reading and figured if I intimidated the professor with math and a little physics with some general relativity thrown into the mix, he'd give me an A.

I got an A+. [Tooth]

[BuffCyclist]

I remember hanging out at a party in college, someone brought up transporters. They asked me if it was possible, because who else would know but an astrophysicist (well, an undergrad astrophysicist that is lol).

[OtterbatHellcat]

That's right, it's the BC and OBC show.

Nielson wont have the official ratings out for a few days, but we're here for your reading entertainment.

Free of charge, and commercial free as well.

[BuffCyclist]

It sparked a 3 hour debate on how it is possible, but in order to do it, you would have to destroy every single particle in the person's body to get the wave function.

[BuffCyclist]

Then, the hardest part would be transferring the petabytes of wave functions for each particle to rebuild the person.

Someday soon though. We already have touch screens, replicators (3d printers), tricorders, touch pads.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I liked the remake of the Fly, with Goldblum.

Davis actually kinda looked good in that show. but she's kinda different. Like that one Seinfeld episode of the girl who looks good one minute, but not so much the next, ya know?

[BuffCyclist]

So, OBC and BC. Does the O stand for Old? As in, you're the old BC and I'm the new BC?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Step right up and be dumbfounded by real scientific facts, and some other gibberish bullshit.

[BuffCyclist]

Whoring takes attention and persistence.

[OtterbatHellcat]

So, OBC and BC. Does the O stand for Old? As in, you're the old BC and I'm the new BC?


Yeah, sure.....what the hell.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Whoring takes attention and persistence.


We have both........run with it.

[BuffCyclist]

Of which, I have none. At least right now. Still hung up on making beer flavored gummies.

[BuffCyclist]

I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to be eating beer flavored gummies at work?!

[BuffCyclist]

They could even come in all the different varieties of beer.

[BuffCyclist]

And heck, just to appease the wives, we could even create wine flavored gummies.

[OtterbatHellcat]

If you make it, they will come.

[BuffCyclist]

Back in a few, have to change instruments and go to a new field. You're up OBC.

[BuffCyclist]

If you make it, they will come.

That's gross. On the other hand, that might just be a good thing, huh?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Come on man, we can do a few pages at least.

A TORNADO of posting, F5 style.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Up?...I've been posting, bitch.

[BuffCyclist]

Not really, I'm getting a good 2-3 posts in between yours.

[BuffCyclist]

One of my incision scabs just fell off...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Excuse us Ladies and Gents, my partner has to change his panties real quick.... sometimes when he sees an unusual object in the telescope, he shits his pants with excitement.

[stoner01]

I love sleeping in.

[BuffCyclist]

I just wish the bruising would go away, thats the painful part!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, I'm trying...dammit.

[BuffCyclist]

Excuse us Ladies and Gents, my partner has to change his panties real quick.... sometimes when he sees an unusual object in the telescope, he shits his pants with excitement.

True story!

[BuffCyclist]

I'd like to introduce our guest for the day, stoner!

Welcome stoner, thanks for being with us today!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Stoner...

Welcome to post-A-palooza marathon....and shit.

[OtterbatHellcat]

True story!

LMAO

[BuffCyclist]

So stoner, tell us, what are you doing, RIGHT now?!

[BuffCyclist]

Oh yea, and OBC, F5 doesn't do anything for me. I have to press ⌘+R

[OtterbatHellcat]

Stoner is a highly respected member of the Whore Community.

Stoner, tell us in your own words, what draws you ......or compels you to be active in a community such as this?

[BuffCyclist]

Well, I guess technically its ⌘+r, but thats just semantics.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh yea, and OBC, F5 doesn't do anything for me. I have to press ⌘+R

So, you're going High Risk.... I'm *IN*

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well, I guess technically its ⌘+r, but thats just semantics.

You calling me a Jew?

[BuffCyclist]

Well OBC, I'd like to say its the camaraderie, but really, its the spitwads.

[BuffCyclist]

You calling me a Jew?

Yup, that's exactly what I was saying.

[BuffCyclist]

So OBC, why are you up so late? Didn't you and the wiffy just have midnight breakfast? Shouldn't you be doing something to work off those calories?

[BuffCyclist]

I mean, I know that stoner and I are working, but are you really that motivated to reach 10k posts that you're forgoing sleep to achieve it?

[OtterbatHellcat]

We scared Stoner off, I think.

Hey, gotta take a picture real quick...brb.

[BuffCyclist]

You know, I'm still surprised tagging other threads hasn't caught on. Like, instead of flagging trolls, we should just tag their threads as "shadyasfuck".

[BuffCyclist]

Is it a flaming goat head? Cause I'd like to see a picture of that.

[BuffCyclist]

Same thing happened last night, GG stopped in for a while, but I think he was just reading and catching up.

Next time say hi GG!

[BuffCyclist]

I think I've logged in nearly 100 posts tonight. Not too shabby!

[OtterbatHellcat]

SWEET !!!!

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k419/otterbatcat/th_IMG_1732_zps1c351e04.jpg (http://s326.photobucket.com/user/otterbatcat/media/IMG_1732_zps1c351e04.jpg.html)

[BuffCyclist]

Awesome!

By the way, you misspelled squishy...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bad Ass


Okay, lets get a few more pages logged.

[BuffCyclist]

Made ya look!! [ROFL3]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Awesome!

By the way, you misspelled squishy...

Not according to my title.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You fucker.

[OtterbatHellcat]

This 30 second rule is bullshit man.

[BuffCyclist]

You fucker.

[Tooth]

[OtterbatHellcat]

BC....do you have a poster of Carl Sagan on your bedroom wall? Asimov perhaps?

[BuffCyclist]

This 30 second rule is bullshit man.

Agreed. But I saw someone once who posted more than 5 times in a minute. I think they were using tapatalk or they were a mod and removed that constraint from their account.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'd like to see your telescope, that would be cool.

[BuffCyclist]

BC....do you have a poster of Carl Sagan on your bedroom wall? Asimov perhaps?

You'd think, but no. Just lots and lots of bookshelves with textbooks that are too heavy and warp the shelves.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Mazin did that...I saw it.

[BuffCyclist]

I'd like to see your telescope, that would be cool.

[fag]

[BuffCyclist]

But how, how did he do that? Is he a mod? Or has he been granted queen post whore status?!

[BuffCyclist]

On a more serious note, if you ever make it down here, I'd be more than happy to give you a VIP tour of the observatory! We're normally closed to the public, which is sad. We often get lots of tourists on the site and if I have the time, I'll show them our telescope and give them a nice 10-15min lecture on what we do.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Mazin is Mod here. Cool guy btw.

[BuffCyclist]

Ah, well that explains it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't make it down to NM very often, but I'll sure let ya know about it if I am, and thanks for the offer. It would be neat to see.

[BuffCyclist]

Did you notice on which page the postwhoreapalooza started? We need to know when we've met our goal of 20 pages.

[OtterbatHellcat]

B
O
B

D
O
L
E

Throwing that one out there for a Brother.

[BuffCyclist]

I don't make it down to NM very often, but I'll sure let ya know about it if I am, and thanks for the offer. It would be neat to see.

[welcome]

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think we've only done two.

Get busy.

[BuffCyclist]

__D__
B O B
__L__
__E__

[BuffCyclist]

[fail]

[BuffCyclist]

So does anyone else HATE 3D movies?

They're dark, the glasses suck and if you wear Rx glasses, its impossible to wear the 3D glasses comfortably.

Not to mention the $2 upcharge on tickets, then they steal them from you and charge you again later.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Never seen one.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wait, take that back. We saw one at the DMNS... it was okay, but I don't really want to watch movies in that fashion.

[BuffCyclist]

Seriously?! [Shock]

Well, they suck! The glasses basically are a grating with tons of lines on them that you can't see, so it darkens the screen and makes it harder to see minute details.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We could use a midget.

[BuffCyclist]

And for that matter, I live every day in 3D, sometimes I just want a break and to see things in 2D!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Trident Cinnamon is OBC approved.

[BuffCyclist]

We could use a midget.

How would that help?

[BuffCyclist]

So is Trident Cinnamon the vice that you picked up at the pharmacy?

[OtterbatHellcat]

You ever get your mouth washed out with soap, BC?

[OtterbatHellcat]

So is Trident Cinnamon the vice that you picked up at the pharmacy?

Nope....I was gonna get some Bud Light, but all the stores in this podunk town shut down at 10:00 pm. Weasels.

I'll have to re-beer in the morning sometime.

[BuffCyclist]

You ever get your mouth washed out with soap, BC?

Once actually, but it was liquid soap and didn't work that well.

No, wait, make that twice. Pretty sure my younger sisters ganged up on me when I was a kid and squirted soap in my mouth then too.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I only have two left now.

Fuckers.

[BuffCyclist]

Aw dang, Bud Light?

I'm disappointed in you...[Shake]

[BuffCyclist]

Every once in a while I'll pick up some Coors Light just for old times sake. You know, to practice my beer pong skills.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I was at pre-school.....got yelled at to get out of the tree I was climbing and said......................."shit"

It takes a while for all the soap to not be stuck in your teeth.

Nasty old bitch.....I'd like to have a word with her, if she's still alive.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, what's wrong with Bud Light?

It's cold and refreshing, tastes alright to me, and I like the buzz just fine.

[BuffCyclist]

I got sent to the principals office once in elementary school.

A friend and I tried to turn the big slide into a snowball cannon.

We destroyed these girls' snowman, took his torso up to the top of the tube-slide, then force it down...

[BuffCyclist]

What we didn't know is that there were two kids playing inside the tube and we kinda crushed them with the snowman torso [LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Who's locker should we fuck with?

[BuffCyclist]

To each their own I guess. Sometimes I wish I never developed a taste for microbrews because now all the traditional beers (Bud Light, Coors Light, etc) just taste like water and they all taste the same.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think I got suspended in Jr. High more than any other kid there.

I've not shared the condom story?

[OtterbatHellcat]

That thick heavy beer feels more eating it than drinking it.

[BuffCyclist]

* opens large bottle of glitter and pours it on top of the fan blades in OBC's bedroom *

[BuffCyclist]

That thick heavy beer feels more eating it than drinking it.

Exactly! Stout for bread, Belgian Wit for the fruit, lambic for dessert.

[BuffCyclist]

I don't recall a condom story. Do tell!

[BuffCyclist]

I remember in middle school, in english, we were learning new vocab words. The word was abhor.

I made a funny and the teacher took me out into the hallway and was yelling at me. I couldn't help but laugh the entire time, then apologized and she let me back into the classroom [LOL].

[OtterbatHellcat]

Condom story:

So we're in the lunchroom...and one kid has a condom. Lunch happens to be Pigs in a blanket. I managed to get the dog out of the breading without fucking it up....install condom, and reinsert the dog back into the blanket.

Mr. Kelly...the principal...used to walk around the lunchroom and accept unwanted foods to redistribute them to students who would like to have them.


I raised my hand to Mr Kelly and told him I had a hot dog that I didn't want, he took it and wandered off. Like hawks, we watched to see who got the hotdog... ended up being a Larger girl, Laura T.....she bit into that fucker on the closed end, and the condom stretched out, and the smacked her in the face !!!!!

The lunchroom exploded with laughter, and I was immediately hauled off to the principals office with a three day for that stunt.

I don't regret it though.....that was a lifetime type of laugh and even Laura admitted later, that it was funny.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm only going through this crazy life thing once as far as I know........I'd like to have some fun in the meantime.

I guess I started a little early.

[BuffCyclist]

[ROFL3]


That is AWESOME! Well played!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, we're slowing down on our posting....step it up.

[OtterbatHellcat]

[ROFL3]


That is AWESOME! Well played!

TY, TY...

:D

[OtterbatHellcat]

BE a whore, See the whore, Embrace your whoreness, son.

[stoner01]

Y'all didn't scare me off. I had to get ready for work, then drive in. BUT NOW IM BACK MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BuffCyclist]

I remember when we used to be allowed to order PB&J sandwiches, or double-layer PBJ's. The only downside is they came with a 0.5"x0.5"x4" piece of "cheese". Let me describe the cheese:

It was the color of cheetos dust, would bounce if you dropped it, was moldable into shapes and smelled like plastic. We started having cheeseball bouncing contests, to see how many times we could get cheeseballs of various sizes to bounce the highest.

When the school admins realized we weren't eating the cheese, they implemented a policy that we would have to eat everything on the lunch tray or we couldn't have recess. So we started bouncing the cheese off the trays.

For some reason that story was a lot funnier back then, but I can't think of the sequence of events and I know I'm missing a few key parts of the story.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Re-Hi Stoner... :)



Lunchroom fun is all good BC....there was a lot of food product stuck to the ceiling tiles above our corner... lol

[OtterbatHellcat]

Scroll back, Stoner...there is some funny shit back there..

[stoner01]

I cant decide if I want a salad or grilled something for lunch

[OtterbatHellcat]

Post it, post it you wild bitches.....let go of them reins, Ima posting fucker.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'd go with Grilled Something.

[BuffCyclist]

In fourth grade, my best friend (since we were 2yrs old, still my best friend to this day) and I were finally put in the same class together. We were tasked to hang a bunch of crap on the back cork board, above the computers, so we were given staplers and were showed how to flatten them to staple things on the wall.

We then realized that if you squeezed it like a gun, you could shoot staples. We got into a staple fight and were dodging them left and right. Suddenly, he drops his stapler and throws his hand over his eye and starts laughing hysterically. He pulled his hand away and had a staple THROUGH his eyelid. Apparently, it landed on his eye and he blinked, thereby piercing his eyelid.

We walked up to the teacher and said "I don't think we fully understand how to use the staplers". She was all confused, then he turned and showed her his eye and she fell backwards out of her chair!

[BuffCyclist]

Grilled lettuce with BBQ sauce as the dressing? [Dunno]

[OtterbatHellcat]

http://vimeo.com/62446972

[OtterbatHellcat]

This is the Swingline hotline, how can I help you?

[BuffCyclist]

And in that same class, we were dissecting owl pellets. The teacher gave us a tray with all sorts of tools. My friend and I were paired up and he saw the scalpel and started playing with it. He pulled the sheath off of it, and then the teacher told everyone to not touch the scalpels until she spoke about them (not seeing that he was already touching it). He put the scalpel below the desk while in his lap and slowly reinserted it into the sheath and thats when his eyes went anime. I looked at him and wondered what happened, then he put the scalpel back on the tray and thats when I saw the tip of the scalpel was sticking through the sheath by a good quarter inch.

Turns out, he put his thumb over the end of the sheath and pierced himself. We tried to stop the bleeding, but after going through a box of kleenex in less than a minute, the teacher caught on.

[stoner01]

Something about a condom story...what page

[BuffCyclist]

Then, 6th grade hit and it was time to prank the teacher. This teacher LOVED fish and would bring a 1 quart bottle of water to school everyday. Her favorite fish was guppies, so we snuck in during recess and filled her bottle with guppies. She didn't notice, poured a glass of guppy water and then took a sip. She stopped, looked up, and then spit out 2 guppies on the girl in the front row.

Lets just say that after 4th grade and 6th grade, he and I were never put in the same classes again.

[BuffCyclist]

Something about a condom story...what page

post #33107

[stoner01]

CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BuffCyclist]

Booyah!

[OtterbatHellcat]

No, Officer...I've never urinated off my porch....thanks for asking.

...are those hand cuffs for me?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've not done any PT today, I feel guilty.

[stoner01]

Youre porch, you do what you want.

[BuffCyclist]

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think every weekend should be a three day weekend.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I just tasted a raspberry ale....nothing purple about it.

I'm almost out of beer....fuck.

[OtterbatHellcat]

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k419/otterbatcat/th_wav.gif (http://s326.photobucket.com/user/otterbatcat/media/wav.gif.html)

[OtterbatHellcat]

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k419/otterbatcat/th_smilies.gif (http://s326.photobucket.com/user/otterbatcat/media/smilies.gif.html)

[OtterbatHellcat]

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k419/otterbatcat/th_vampire.gif (http://s326.photobucket.com/user/otterbatcat/media/vampire.gif.html)

[BuffCyclist]

And we're back!

[OtterbatHellcat]

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k419/otterbatcat/th_puke.gif (http://s326.photobucket.com/user/otterbatcat/media/puke.gif.html)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Where the hell did you go?

[BuffCyclist]

Was typing out a super long post about how physical therapists are sadists.

I feel bad too when I don't do my exercises, speaking of I should probably prop my leg up and let gravity straighten it out for a while.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The board did kinda lock up on me for a few....don't know what that was about.

[BuffCyclist]

No idea, the page just crashed and then it wouldn't load. I thought we broke the server.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Did you ditch the post?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Gotcha.

Must have been the problem I was experiencing as well.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Gates....WTF man?

Get cho sheet together.

[BuffCyclist]

Yea, took too long to type out.

Just started massaging my knee a bit, feels like the fluid in my knee has solidified... :/

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think we're four pages now, BC.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Press on, brother.

[BuffCyclist]

Okay, so 20 pages with 40 posts per page, means we need to post another 640 posts before people wake up. Dividing the work, thats 320 posts per person with a 30 second delay between posts, so 160 minutes or 2.66 hours of straight posting.

Ouch.

[BuffCyclist]

And that's with BOTH of us posting every 30s.

[BuffCyclist]

Something tells me we won't make it. But if stoner helps, it might just be doable!

[BuffCyclist]

Forget work, forget the beer, forget the seductive wives, FOCUS PEOPLE!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm gonna try.

[BuffCyclist]

Nothing else matters right now!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Whoring at it's best.

[BuffCyclist]

Oooh, bagel!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Might have to tap into the wifs wine cooler stash.

[BuffCyclist]

In high school, I was running with a few friends. We were takling about how one of them had ADD. He started denying us and then went "oooh, bagel" and stopped to pickup a bagel that was in the street.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Don't steal someone else's shit out of the fridge.

[BuffCyclist]

That phrase has stuck with us for years.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I wouldn't eat some food product of the street.

...unless it was within the five second rule.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ooooooh Bagel.


Got it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'll remember that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Kyle Busch won at Atlanta tonight.... that kid is pretty good.

[BuffCyclist]

When I first started observing, I had been working here for about 1.5yrs, so they failed to inform me of the rules of the operations building fridge. In the engineering trailer, we only touched the food that was ours so I never thought I'd have a problem.

I showed up on my 2nd night and realized that someone ate 2/3 of my block of cheese. It was a $10 block of cheese. I was livid.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Moosehead....going down.

[stoner01]

Yall are on fire tonight

[BuffCyclist]

So, I sent an email out to the staff mailing list, stating that I know the scent of the cheese was hard to resist and that the cheese thief could no longer resist. Lots of other jokes in there too, but reading it at face value, it was a serious email.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I would be Pissed if someone ate my shit ......what a douche.

[BuffCyclist]

The next day, I got an email from the site supervisor stating that he ate my cheese. That he looked it over and didn't see anyones name on it, so he ate it. This, coming from the guy who drives home every day and makes the most amount of money of anyone else here.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It was cooler here today, very nice weather day here.

[BuffCyclist]

I told him that no one told me I needed to write my name on food and that if we had signs, my name would have been on it. But he HATES signs, so there aren't any signs on site indicating important things like that. One of these days, I want to set someone up and screw with th efood, the bait them into eating it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

.....and the Stupidvisor was the infidel.

[BuffCyclist]

I read a joke the other day about crushing up alka-seltzers and putting them into the bottle of powdered creamer. Then, when someone adds it to their coffee, instant mess!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Next time....rub the cheese all under your sweaty balls, and then put it in the fridge.

Fuckers.

[BuffCyclist]

Exactly, doing something like that and then ensuring there is no name on it.

[BuffCyclist]

Although, I'm pretty sure he'd know it was me if I did cheese, so I'll have to come up with something else.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We made another page BC.

Keep it up.

[BuffCyclist]

I do remember though, that at that years christmas party there was a huge plate of cubed cheeses. I got a bunch, put them on a plate and took them to my table. I was sitting right next to the site supervisor. He looked at the cheese plate, I noticed and then got out my pen and wrote my name on the plate. Then looked at him and glared. [LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Jump in, Stoner.... the water is gorgeous.

[BuffCyclist]

We made another page BC.

Keep it up.

But, but it's already been like 4 hours and I thought you were supposed to contact your doctor if it was still up by now...

[BuffCyclist]

Ugh, 2 hours on this field and we still haven't achieved the signal we need.

[BuffCyclist]

I'm not seeing a post every 30 seconds from you two. STEP UP!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I remember one x-mas at step mothers dads house.......there was an unattended video camera sitting on the kitchen counter as I was on the way to the bathroom.

I videoed my stream into the toilet...*no junk in the shot, of course*...and returned the camera back to the counter on the way back to the living room.

They found out who did that...and I wasn't invited back to any more x-mas's after that.

:(

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sorry, long post.

[BuffCyclist]

Holy crap, its only 3am?! I still have 3 hours to go. [Bang]

[OtterbatHellcat]

I thought it was funnier than hell.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We've not yet begun to defile ourselves...the night is young.

[BuffCyclist]

HAHA, awesome!

[BuffCyclist]

I'm a bipolar whore. One minute, I'm super enthusiastic. The next minute, I want to crawl into the corner and cry.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'd like to play croquet....been a long time since I've done that. That or volleyball, or badminton.

[BuffCyclist]

The responsibility involved in keeping the post whore thread alive is overwhelming.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cry and laugh together, good whores can handle that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The thread will remain alive, but it's the thriving part that we are personally delivering.......right now.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Be the post, BC.... SEE the post....Deliver the post, my Friend.

[BuffCyclist]

Eat the post?

[BuffCyclist]

My avatar kinda looks like I'm an old man, using a telescope in order to read the post above mine. [LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Feel the spirit, the TRUE spirit of being an expert Whore, BC.

This is the glorious and fantastic feeling of expressing yourself in an over abundant way, and that's perfectly alright.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I thought it looked like you were taking a shit.

Never said anything about it though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, ya gotta love individuals for who they are, and if taking a dump in front of a telescope is your thing........ I love ya, brother.

[BuffCyclist]

[mop][werdo][Sarcasm2][dig][hahhah-no][blah-blah][ROFL1][shithitsfan][facepalm][pileoshit][gohome][ROFL2][Coffee][Beer][LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Actually, you'd just be shitting in your pants, but I already have that title.

[BuffCyclist]

Did you know that you can only have 15 emoticons per post? I just tried to include all 262 emoticons in one post...it yelled at me.

[BuffCyclist]

[ROFL3][beatdeadhorse][Flower][panic][Mad][UZI][Rant2][fail][Rant1][handbags][AR15][pick-me][Bang][thumbdown][rules]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Dude, we need better moties here. I'm gonna ask Ginsue or someone about making those better. Hell, I'll offer to do it.

[BuffCyclist]

This is going to get old fast.

[M2][BDay][thumb down1][sheepshagger][BooHoo][09][taze][spam][fudd][grab][guillotine][bulls][Driver]

[BuffCyclist]

Okay I give up, counting to 15 takes too much thought.

[OtterbatHellcat]

262? fuck me, I only see like 20 or so.

[BuffCyclist]

I thought it looked like you were taking a shit.

Never said anything about it though.

HAHA Just now understood you were talking about my avatar. It was just some random comic I found on google images while searching. Never really had an avatar for any other site before, so I was clueless as to what to use. I kind of like it now

[BuffCyclist]

Yea, click the smiley thing, then click more...

[BuffCyclist]

[bulls][guillotine][grab][rant-off][gihad][ak][oops][soap][plant bomb][microwave][zombie1][banned2][LS][cigar][g3]

[BuffCyclist]

[off-yourself][banned][013][frenchak][gayafro][tinhat][ontopic][ahole][hammer][google][sorry][flamethrower][Muaha][PoPo][ban?]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Okay.........I just saw all the other ones.

Still, there could be some improvement.

[BuffCyclist]

[russian roulette][fag][fagpole][fags][shit-happens][2cents][word][welcome][Luck][Tooth][Pepsi][obama][Weight][Stooge][my precious

[BuffCyclist]

Thought I could do it, but no. We should try telling stories with them!

[OtterbatHellcat]

I wonder if there is anything good on COM now....unedited stuff.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The moticon story?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Those homo ones doing the tickle thing, cracks me up.....and the flag thing.

[BuffCyclist]

You know, like...

So the other day I was [sheepshagger], when I noticed a [Driver] and he was all [rockon]...

[OtterbatHellcat]

That is some funny shit.

[stoner01]

Philly Cheesesteak and a vanilla milkshake for lunch.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Oh shit...there should be a thread for that stuff.

Start one....bitch.

[BuffCyclist]

Then OBC came out and started [not-worthy]. Then when he saw what else was going on, he [Puke]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Philly Cheesesteak and a vanilla milkshake for lunch.


NICE !

[BuffCyclist]

I'd need a really good paragraph or so story to start off with.

[BuffCyclist]

Agreed, one lucky fella stoner! I'm jealous of that lunch fo sho!

[OtterbatHellcat]

We made another page BC

We're doing good.

[OtterbatHellcat]

A thread like that might fly.

Consider it.

[stoner01]

Its not as good as you think. But its good for the location

[BuffCyclist]

So the other night, we were [bad-banana] when suddenly, outta nowhere, the [PoPo] showed up and said we were [banned] from the Library. At first, we started to [panic] and then realized we should just [Bunny] away. [dammit] we thought as the [PoPo] called in the [Troops], who started laying down [MG][UZI][AR15].

[facepalm], could this day get any worse?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Not bad, BC

[OtterbatHellcat]

btw...I did go to the restaurant tonight without the sling...and didn't look like I had some kind of palsy.... it was kind of nice.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I miss bowling.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I bet BC is typing up another motie post.

[BuffCyclist]

Sigh, I am definitely not creative. My story is stuck.

[OtterbatHellcat]

BC, it's not a fast way to post.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wear some giant clown shoes and put your under ware over your head.......you'll come up with something.

[stoner01]

I miss bowling too

[OtterbatHellcat]

If nothing else, you'll look funny while you're typing it up.

[BuffCyclist]

It is not.

[BuffCyclist]

The town I live in is so freaking small, we don't even HAVE a bowling alley. [Bang]

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm debating a good pose to wear my new T for the photo op......

[OtterbatHellcat]

The shithole here is pretty small too.

[BuffCyclist]

And congrats on going to the restaurant without your sling! I know how you feel, I felt the same with with my knee brace right before my surgery. I was so sick of wearing it all the time.

[BuffCyclist]

I'm debating a good pose to wear my new T for the photo op......

I'd recommend a towel on your head while holding an AK, but islandermyke kind of owns that pose... [LOL]

[stoner01]

Not a good Idea. Im kinda on edge over here. I might shoot a towel wearing ak holding dude

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'll come up with something good.. :D

[BuffCyclist]

brb, gonna go make some chocolate milk.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We made another page, fellas.

[BuffCyclist]

So yea, OBC don't put a towel on your head while holding an AK, we wouldn't want stoner to shoot his laptop [ROFL2]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Chocolate milk?

jeeze..does grandma have some cookies too?