The post whore thread.

[fly boy]

oh snap! my battery is going to die, and the interwebz is soooo slloooowwww

[fly boy]

HORRAAAYYYYYY FOR....... wait for it...... wait for it......

[fly boy]

New page kittah!

https://media.giphy.com/media/3AkIiqu7vfriw/giphy.gif

[fly boy]

GOT EM! My job here is done.


*ninja vanish*

[buffalobo]

Good to hear from you buffalobo.
Pleasant surprise for sure. Always makes my day when cross paths unexpectedly with a ho.[emoji106]

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[buffalobo]

GOT EM! My job here is done.


*ninja vanish*
You have odd page breaks.

Longest run in probably a month.[emoji6]

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[Irving]

How's that barrel smokey treating you hghclsswhitetrsh?

[bogie]

Yo Man !..... good to see ya, how's stuff going?



I listen to that station often.....and you're quite accurate about your commercial assessment.

Going good, Holmes! How's life treating you these days? Don't think I've logged in since the move in May. But stuff is going with the kiddo and the new-to-us place!

[bogie]

Had to update my location. It has been a while.

[bogie]

Gents, looking for advice. Found a wife, just need a truck and a dog and I'm gtg. Any suggestions?

[sampson]

Hey United Airlines, It's no trouble at all for me to drive from Santa Maria to Los Angeles to pick up my wife and two children instead of driving to Santa Maria airport (4 minutes away), like the tickets we purchased indicate. And yes, I would love to do so at my own expense, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
Should have made that left turn at Albuquerque

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

How's that barrel smokey treating you hghclsswhitetrsh?

Been too busy to even finish it up. I haven't even had time to load develop my brand new custom rifle that took 2 years to complete.

[Irving]

Gents, looking for advice. Found a wife, just need a truck and a dog and I'm gtg. Any suggestions?

Yeah, get them both used.

[Irving]

Been too busy to even finish it up. I haven't even had time to load develop my brand new custom rifle that took 2 years to complete.

Yeah I've been following Jim hounding you about it.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Gents, looking for advice. Found a wife, just need a truck and a dog and I'm gtg. Any suggestions?

2015 gmc duramax.

Exhibit a:

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/8C12D4BD-16FE-48BC-A482-1A145087C457_zpsnflwkkvs.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/8C12D4BD-16FE-48BC-A482-1A145087C457_zpsnflwkkvs.jpg.html)

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I did go ahead and buy a new can already. Haven't even had time to get my trust finalized. Fuck.

[Great-Kazoo]

Change of plans. Now I'm driving to San Fransisco. Fuck you, United.

Call their CSR for reimbursement / travel time. They gave us $100 off next ticket reservation.

[Great-Kazoo]

Yeah I've been following Jim hounding you about it.

WHOA, phadner, don't drag me ion to this soap opera.

I'd like to know when he actually shoots it. Thankful him and others here self employed are doing well, this time of year.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

WHOA, phadner, don't drag me ion to this soap opera.

I'd like to know when he actually shoots it. Thankful him and others here self employed are doing well, this time of year.

That is true Jim. I'm very thankful to be as busy as I am. Weird concept that if you operate an honest business with competitive pricing you can stay busy.

Well except the several members on here that have committed to work and simply back our after a handshake. Except the most recent he had financial hardship hit him.

[bogie]

2015 gmc duramax.

Exhibit a:

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/8C12D4BD-16FE-48BC-A482-1A145087C457_zpsnflwkkvs.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/8C12D4BD-16FE-48BC-A482-1A145087C457_zpsnflwkkvs.jpg.html)

Fuk I wish. That's about 2x what I want to spend.

[Great-Kazoo]

Fuk I wish. That's about 2x what I want to spend.

Different VIN# & title out of Mississippi, no problem, You have a color in mind?

[Great-Kazoo]

That is true Jim. I'm very thankful to be as busy as I am. Weird concept that if you operate an honest business with competitive pricing you can stay busy.

Well except the several members on here that have committed to work and simply back our after a handshake. Except the most recent he had financial hardship hit him.


It happens. BTDT . The up side is those openings allowed you to up the $$ a little, to competitive rates. Instead of loosing it on the Bro deal. All dries out in the wash.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

You can get an 04-07 duramax in Kansas, Texas Oklahoma for 20-30k.

[bogie]

Well except the several members on here that have committed to work and simply back our after a handshake.

i sign off for a few months and the hole place goes to shit.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

It happens. BTDT . The up side is those openings allowed you to up the $$ a little, to competitive rates. Instead of loosing it on the Bro deal. All dries out in the wash.

Very few people get a bro deal. This is my criteria:

You have or will help me move.
You know my birthdate off the top of your head.
You have or will help me paint.
My wife would call you to help change her tire if I was out of town.

[bogie]

Different VIN# & title out of Mississippi, no problem, You have a color in mind?

Will the paint color I choose flake off when I sneeze?

[bogie]

Very few people get a bro deal. This is my criteria:

You have or will help me move.
You know my birthdate off the top of your head.
You have or will help me paint.
My wife would call you to help change her tire if I was out of town.

All four, or at least one?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

i sign off for a few months and the hole place goes to shit.

Yup. I've had 100+ deals with one flake out on some t shirts(*cough*jmetz*cough*). I'm at about 50% for HVAC related deals. AFTER bid was accepted and shook on.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

All four, or at least one?

Lol.

[bogie]

You can get an 04-07 duramax in Kansas, Texas Oklahoma for 20-30k.

I should widen my search. I can maybe do 20.

[bogie]

Yup. I've had 100+ deals with one flake out on some t shirts(*cough*jmetz*cough*). I'm at about 50% for HVAC related deals. AFTER bid was accepted and shook on.

"You can be my furnace man anytime"

"bullshit, you can be mine"!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

https://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/5332914907.html

https://seks.craigslist.org/ctd/5364349186.html

[bogie]

50% seems pretty low. I'm surprised

[bogie]

https://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/5332914907.html

https://seks.craigslist.org/ctd/5364349186.html

Thx. Did you have those ready to go when somebody asked the question!?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I bought an 07 Chevy van with a duramax in Tulsa. Had 140k miles, loaded, fully equipped with HVAC related racks and stuff. Bought it for 14k. An 07 gas van was going for 12-15k. I get 16-18 miles per gallon around town and can tow a trailer like a mofo.

[bogie]

Curious, What kinda mileage you getting with your duramax on long hauls?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Thx. Did you have those ready to go when somebody asked the question!?

Lol. My brother who lives in SE Kansas sends me that stuff all the time to rub it in because I love those years. I'd rather have the old ones that the new one I have now. There was nothing when I was looking.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

20+. The new truck has about 6k miles and I got 22 on a trip to Greeley Saturday.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

My brand new work van f250 at my previous employer got 5-7 mpg. F that.

[bogie]

My brand new work van f250 at my previous employer got 5-7 mpg. F that.

Powerstroke?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Powerstroke?

Nah gasser.

[bogie]

Damn stuff is quite a bit cheaper in KS. Market must be Saturated down there. Never bought a car over the phone...kind of a gamble.

[bogie]

Nah gasser.

Yeah, that's effing retarded

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Damn stuff is quite a bit cheaper in KS. Market must be Saturated down there. Never bought a car over the phone...kind of a gamble.

My brother lives down there and his buddy is a factory diesel tech for Chevy and drove down to Tulsa. I sent him a check for $1500, $1000 for downpayment and $500 for him and his buddy.

[Great-Kazoo]

Will the paint color I choose flake off when I sneeze?

At Honest Hamid's EVERYTHING is Warrantied. Unless the statue of limitations comes first. OR a court order ;)

[Great-Kazoo]

Damn stuff is quite a bit cheaper in KS. Market must be Saturated down there. Never bought a car over the phone...kind of a gamble.

Gotta check them out real good. "Some" of them are flood damaged out of IA & MO, titled down south from salvage to unsuspecting title.

[fly boy]

You have odd page breaks.

Longest run in probably a month.[emoji6]

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40 posts per page.

[OtterbatHellcat]

On this week's episode of FUCK YOU, AMIGO!, The Shift Cable.

I damaged my shift cable several years on the Amigo. I was trying to loosen the nut on the shaft that holds the arm that the cable attaches to, without removing the cable. This is a common thing that amateur noobs like myself do. It breaks off the plastic ears that hold the cable in place, and also tweaks the cable so that after you zip tie it back into place, it still doesn't really operate correctly. The shifter will move into the park position, but the transmission doesn't recognize this so even though you can get the key out, it won't start and the parking pawl won't engage so it will roll around requiring you to use the e-brake all the time. My wife learned the tricks and was able to drive it this way just fine. It caused a problem I parked the car and my frail mother-in-law couldn't undo the e-brake and I had to leave work early to pick the kids up from school.

Anyway, the truck has been sitting for over a year and the plates have expired. In the past, we always ended up driving by a mobile station and never had to go in, but since no one has been driving it, I'll have to take it down to emissions and I don't think they'll deal with that BS. So I ordered a new shift cable directly from the factory for $157ish. The cable was only $87 a few years ago when I broke the cable, but I was a lot more poor then. Isuzu is no longer in the US so getting parts is like getting machine guns. I had to order the cable from a guy on another board who can drop ship stuff directly from the factory. So I get the cable, but it's not quite lining up with the RMS. As you can see in this picture, it's like a half inch off. While before the gear selector was pretty consistent about what gear it thought it was in, now it is a hard one gear off (P = R, R=N, etc) and won't start in any gear. At one point, I couldn't even get the keys out. This pisses me off because I've spent damn near $160 to be in an even worse position than I started!
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/c9GfNREnUaygG6pIakfGtFws7EcykCoEbAIZ3eHPI52o1Z092b YzAxYanI-AWNPJ6CtUV-ZS7smpfIKEDDSVq1zK2bjJy1iCt0SUe8ksiLtDaO20440exmz8 RiQKOPcnjY13tK6cwybcBp4rWIirdOeyJao-H6a1xwjLo6bhBHmOxPbw3MXePZmkfBqkH22wCq5egXlDKj2IqG 8M3u0kwbs5n1HKszVLWwvvxF4in-wsrbvoMtm9O0U_1Lw_riCIcbFYLUiCLhUeE8OPHdk5kH3zuMr-ryBm4QVNkwOqIGd9XdEIUed3o4cIfb_rn9xLJvTstZ7Lxw06nO 0cvYnA72R5mozUMx7C1x0hyfT19gap-c7sseqFaX3FWPgoEd4bPb-7gmEvc1Vk-TCFSlDrjxblQjoyQMn0nac-mjqrj_pm7aaBQPI3hoyRgEyNug-voY9efdrnCairSGBL0Vx-MgJDRHHRc1he-XKvk0bbMicSDRPTBso2-M550tNzdacJ-LzgU0en--onCwr3l4m9tYggLXMiPcXsZCPFvV8GamTYI_OyzQx_ktlqxHmQ GWSbSlY4kA=w1698-h955-no

We all know how vague and inaccurate cheap repair manuals are, and with this particular brand, pretty much everything needs to be obtained from forums because the manual blows especially hard. The manual says there is a way to adjust the cable (there isn't). I happened to talk to a friend today and mentioned this in passing and he three way calls his mechanic uncle who also tells me there is a way to adjust the cable length (there isn't). Well, a bench vise (purchased from some chump on here), and a drill MADE that bitch adjustable. Now everything works perfectly and I'm clearly a master mechanic.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/OLioXvW6dGdY8CMxzDUaHXft4YJNm5DW_Ne5aOJ5Sg2HsVT0FQ cIOsiIRcTWaIU2CElWBv8SHLAftlZZ35UNQCyGSr15wGuq1oOT UWhQgSqytNheYQLn-VSBwSlbnRu3_j60k6ClfTOIv_JmEyNxsJGcOJd8QSOMHdz9Ixu 2LekSfNidewTZ0QfI4pj3wRS_X_PDcXPLWVXTMoM_Bbhv_i0TI 2wVZTMcpqgBWH2mLUzFs4X4HgE5QPCjWPbZIWUArB5bB3i9o2S zhokMCxRpES-cdbCbdOKGNZYTtI5LTESd27XJVNQLdNAi1aWUiLFgJODIvd9NH EEs-cwjaVXU5MAzMLvHW8mJgHdRth6OAgy2nTLRjw3mzDuJsEfe5-hZK5dZ2T3Uwza5BbOJL9wrmrsHqzBwlUCgg58fS9IdSK5y2KFD zngkJL4O45Vr346oi_jdBbysa90efkx4DoPpWMWvx8dZAymS0r ro_KPu7fjGRbBNof8n83MkXj6Qd8xw1CyHl55FOj3MndONf2aZ IFC4-UQxGGjTDhxgJpMwQI-rKAjhUUmGVfsW6ZZ47VoYKPMuww=w1698-h955-no

A couple side notes. While I've had a track record of breaking shit when trying to fix it, I've been taking my time and doing a much better job. I managed to disconnect the shift cable from the shifter in an utter cluster fuck of tight spaces that would have certainly broken my spirit in the past. I DID accidentally break one of the plastic ears on the brand new shift cable that was the problem in the first place, but everything is holding together. Tune in to next week's episode of FUCK YOU, AMIGO!, The Third Brake Light.


tl;dr - FUCK YOU, AMIGO.

I feel your pain, and FUA is funny and admirable at the same time, Sir.


Taking your time is crucial. I learned that lesson the hard way too. And PB Blaster is the shit.

Good stuff for sure.


Hey United Airlines, It's no trouble at all for me to drive from Santa Maria to Los Angeles to pick up my wife and two children instead of driving to Santa Maria airport (4 minutes away), like the tickets we purchased indicate. And yes, I would love to do so at my own expense, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

United sucks.


Everyone has to "google up" where Santa Maria is. Why would I expect anyone to be entertained by my "plight"? Piss off.

lol...and I'm sorry for your plight.


Change of plans. Now I'm driving to San Fransisco. Fuck you, United.

United sucks, and I'm sorry for your plight.


Good to hear from you buffalobo.

I like him, he's okay.


New page kittah!

https://media.giphy.com/media/3AkIiqu7vfriw/giphy.gif

THAT...is some funny shit right there.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hello, brothers of whoreness.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

What up OBC?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo, HC.

Gettin ready to hit the bed actually. Been a long day......and now I'm 48....wtf? how did that happen.

[Great-Kazoo]

What up OBC?

Clearly not his PWT mojo. He could have turned the second from last of his post to an epic 5-8 string, easy.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

48 huh? Nice man. I honestly didn't think I'd live this long. Thankfully I have tho.

[Great-Kazoo]

48 huh? Nice man. I honestly didn't think I'd live this long. Thankfully I have tho.

48, as in yrs old??

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

48, as in yrs old??

No I'm not. I thought OBC said he was. Hell now I'm confused. I'm 31.

[HoneyBadger]

Should have made that left turn at Albuquerque

Indeed.

[HoneyBadger]

Got home at 2:05am after exactly 7 hours and 51 minutes of driving. Only made one stop apart from the passenger terminal at the airport. I'm pooped.

[HoneyBadger]

Bogie, good to see you, mate.

[HoneyBadger]

HCWT, I wish there were more honest, hard-working folks like yourself in this world. Keep up the good fight, brother.

[HoneyBadger]

FlyBoy, you won the top of the page, and then fizzled. I had such high hopes for you...




[Coffee]

[HoneyBadger]

OBC, how's life treating you? Feeling younger every day, right?

[Irving]

So far, it does not appear possible to over dose on cough drops. I am getting beyond my daily requirement of menthol though.

[KS63]

Seeing Star Wars

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

HCWT, I wish there were more honest, hard-working folks like yourself in this world. Keep up the good fight, brother.

Thanks brah. What's that saying you get 2 of 3 things... Fast cheap or good.

[HoneyBadger]

Thanks brah. What's that saying you get 2 of 3 things... Fast cheap or good.
Yep!

A) Get it quickly
B) Get high quality
C) Get a good price

You get to pick 2.



Palmetto State Armory is my favorite avenue for options A and C. :D

[Great-Kazoo]

How did a slight chance of snow turn in to 1/2" of fresh and still coming down ?

[fly boy]

FlyBoy, you won the top of the page, and then fizzled. I had such high hopes for you...




[Coffee]
hey, I get mine and then I'm spent. HAHAHAHAHHA

[OtterbatHellcat]

How's the best ho bags doing tonight?

[brutal]

Soaked in Seattle.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah...my Mom lives up that way.........shit tons of rain up there lately, she says.

At least ya don't have to shovel......RAIN.

[bogie]

Yo, HC.

Gettin ready to hit the bed actually. Been a long day......and now I'm 48....wtf? how did that happen.

dude, happy birthday!

[bogie]

Bogie, good to see you, mate.

You too man! I hope California is treating you well. Eff the people there but that is a beautiful state.

[bogie]

How did a slight chance of snow turn in to 1/2" of fresh and still coming down ?

Freakin northerners

[bogie]

How did a slight chance of snow turn in to 1/2" of fresh and still coming down ?

Wait...you talking about every weather or coke and hookers?

[bogie]

How's the best ho bags doing tonight?

Im not in the best category so I won't answer.

[Great-Kazoo]

Wait...you talking about every weather or coke and hookers?

Snortin Whiskey, Drinkin Cocaine .

[buffalobo]

WTH? We got 3" snow at our place last nite. I get to town this morning and roads are barely wet.

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[Great-Kazoo]

WTH? We got 3" snow at our place last nite. I get to town this morning and roads are barely wet.

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Sounds like my relationships.

[KS63]

Laser tag tonight. Never done it. Sounds fun.

[Great-Kazoo]

Laser tag tonight. Never done it. Sounds fun.

It's awesome. Years ago picked up 2 laser tag units for the kid, and me ;) Ended up every kid on the block was given one. Kids running round shooting each other. Trying to deny being hit, while their unit was flashing and making noise. Oh YEAH................

[KS63]

^^^Good to hear.

[Great-Kazoo]

Been learning or brushing up on my spanish. Seems some words are the same in spanish and english. ONLY used differently to sy describe something or someone.

Example Bishop in english denotes a member of the clergy.
WE hoping to see our bishop anointed

In Spanish TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
..Bishop.
Hillary Clinton was in Phoenix this week wooing the hispanic vote.. However some of the hispanics in attendance afterward said they wish someone would shut that bishop.

[Monky]

This is the little ass plane I get to get on. I've been on private flights bigger than this. 62923


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[Great-Kazoo]

This is the little ass plane I get to get on. I've been on private flights bigger than this. 62923


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

Pterodactyl airlines, been on a few myself. They're nice as long as it's not windy, or a few "heavier than normal" passengers are on the same flight.

[Sackett]

I feel like put the "ho" in HOHOHO...in the Post Ho thread...

[buffalobo]

I feel like put the "ho" in HOHOHO...in the Post Ho thread...
A five page run outta do it.

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[KS63]

So, after playing laser tag for the first time I've learned a few things. 1-Don't play as if you've got One Life. 2-Not slow, but Go! 3-Things you've learned about clearing a hallway or a room doesn't apply in LT. 4-Where's my fucking front sight?....

[brutal]

Laser tag tonight. Never done it. Sounds fun.

It was fun when I was the M60 gunner in BNCOC PLDC (man, my memory sucks) and we set up an ambush on another squad. [LOL]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Im not in the best category so I won't answer.

You'll shut your mouth, Mister....you're one of the best whores.


So, after playing laser tag for the first time I've learned a few things. 1-Don't play as if you've got One Life. 2-Not slow, but Go! 3-Things you've learned about clearing a hallway or a room doesn't apply in LT. 4-Where's my fucking front sight?....

lol....hope you had some fun.


It was fun when I was the M60 gunner in BNOC and we set up an ambush on another squad. [LOL]

That sounds like some sneaky shit I would pull if I had the opportunity.

[brutal]

You'll shut your mouth, Mister....you're one of the best whores.



lol....hope you had some fun.



That sounds like some sneaky shit I would pull if I had the opportunity.

Everyone did.

[Monky]

Pterodactyl airlines, been on a few myself. They're nice as long as it's not windy, or a few "heavier than normal" passengers are on the same flight.

You mean like flying through 3 states of tornado warnings?

It was a little bumpy to say the least


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[HoneyBadger]

So, after playing laser tag for the first time I've learned a few things. 1-Don't play as if you've got One Life. 2-Not slow, but Go! 3-Things you've learned about clearing a hallway or a room doesn't apply in LT. 4-Where's my fucking front sight?....
It's been a while since I've played, but that sounds about right! hahaha

[HoneyBadger]

You mean like flying through 3 states of tornado warnings?

It was a little bumpy to say the least


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
Glad you arrived safely.

[Great-Kazoo]

I feel like put the "ho" in HOHOHO...in the Post Ho thread...

with 17.8 post per year you better get to it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Merry Christmas Eve, you homo's.

:)

[ray1970]

Merry Christmas Eve, you homo's.

:)

Thanks, fuckstick.

Same to you as well.

[Beer]

[OtterbatHellcat]

LOL

Ray...........I like you.

[ray1970]

During a conversation with my wife this morning, she told me she's "picky about what she puts in her vagina."

Thought it was pretty funny. Had to share it and wasn't sure where to post it.

[ray1970]

LOL

Ray...........I like you.

You rock, OBC. [Awesom]

[OtterbatHellcat]

That must have been an interesting conversation. I hope it's primarily you, but it must be, or you wouldn't still be loving your Lady and sharing that fun story.

I like Mrs. Ray too.

[ray1970]

Mrs. Ray would like you too. Hopefully just not enough to let you into her vagina. Lol.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yeah......lol, .....that would be a different kind of party.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Fun though.

ha ha ha

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm hoping that some folks from the board here will hook up together on that Mobile Strike game thread I started.

I think it would be fun to name our group off this site and do some ass kicking as a team. Just sayin'.

[HoneyBadger]

During a conversation with my wife this morning, she told me she's "picky about what she puts in her vagina."

Well, I would certainly hope so! [facepalm]

[HoneyBadger]

You guys are weird. I like it.



Merry Christmas all! I hope Christmas brings joy to your hearts - whether it be the things you do for others, the things you give, or the people you spend time with. [Beer]

[Dave]

During a conversation with my wife this morning, she told me she's "picky about what she puts in her vagina."

Thought it was pretty funny. Had to share it and wasn't sure where to post it.

Not sure where to go with this since she's married to a guy with orange junk. [Eek3]

[OtterbatHellcat]

It might be a little "chalky" at first, but I imagine stuff slicks up pretty well after a bit. Outside observation on my part, of course.

[HoneyBadger]

Did anyone see the line back there?? I think we crossed it... [mop]

[bogie]

Merry Christmas skanks!

[HoneyBadger]

Merry Christmas skanks!
You too, ho bag. :)

[Dave]

Did anyone see the line back there?? I think we crossed it... [mop]

So the line is Ray's wife's vagina and its contents? Good to know.....

[sampson]

So the line is Ray's wife's vagina and its contents? Good to know.....
Not touching that....

Merry Christmas Gotdammit!

[KS63]

Watching Charlie Brown's It's Your 50th and guess who feels the need to show his face during an American Christmas institution? Obummer. Instant Mute.

[Great-Kazoo]

Not touching that....

Merry Christmas Gotdammit!



https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M2bf0e8fd898af97b9c0fdeb8ca8a12f4o0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Hey hoes. Fell asleep watching now a movie and damn near forgot to get the smoker going. Waiting for the charcoal to get hot and get this thing rolling.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Midnight Smoker........

sounds like a good song title.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Exhibit A.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/D5D6E76F-E14C-4B0C-ACE3-6BF7181D2D9D_zpsson9fz9i.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/D5D6E76F-E14C-4B0C-ACE3-6BF7181D2D9D_zpsson9fz9i.jpg.html)

[OtterbatHellcat]

Looks awesome, HC.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Thanks man. Let's hope I can get it to 225 and get it to maintain. 10 degree "real feel" means it will be using quite a bit of charcoal tonight.

[OtterbatHellcat]

There's no question in my mind, that it's going to be awesome tasting. Nice !

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

How are you celebrating your day tomorrow?

[Mazin]

Damn bro you can swing one of those by the fed center, I'm here till 4 and that looks way better than my cup of noodles [Coffee]

[brutal]

Celebrating Jesus' Birthday - aka Christmas - with my wife, oldest son and DIL (expecting our second), and some of her family.

I've had too much Jack and am heading off to bed now before I say anything stupid.

Merry Christmas to all the ho's.

[Mazin]

Merry Christmas Ho's!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Hey mazin. What's up?

[buffalobo]

Annual viewing of "A Christmas Story".

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[buffalobo]

hcwt, mazin, ho's.[emoji106]

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[buffalobo]

Merry Christmas bitches.

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[hghclsswhitetrsh]

What's up lobo?

[buffalobo]

Watching A Christmas Story and enjoying the tree/decorations.

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[buffalobo]

Mom just broke the lamp.

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[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Nice. You having the minions out at your house tomorrow?

[Irving]

Also watching A Christmas Story. My wife loves this movie and I had never seen it until last year.

[buffalobo]

Just me and Mrs bo. We do Christmas with minions in mid January. Tradition we started 7-8 yrs ago. Decided getting entire clan same place same time was more important than date it occurred.

[buffalobo]

Also watching A Christmas Story. My wife loves this movie and I had never seen it until last year.
Long time favorite.

Ralphie giving the bully an ass whippin.

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[buffalobo]

hcwt, how is the smoker doing?

Tomorrow we are smoking a couple steaks off the roast we split w/ Kazoo.

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[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Going ok. 221 I need to go open the vents just a little more. But it's so far away and cold.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

That perfect "blue smoke" exists right around 225-230.

[theGinsue]

Plenty of COAR Ho Ho Hoes still up and posting tonight. I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

[buffalobo]

Plenty of COAR Ho Ho Hoes still up and posting tonight. I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas boss.[emoji106]

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[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Merry Christmas ginsue.

Lobo the boss and I were out driving around Hudson looking for a potential new house.

[buffalobo]

In town or acreage?

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[hghclsswhitetrsh]

We went looking for Hudson hills development but we couldn't find it with gps. I talked to a friend that lives further east of Hudson and gave me directions for next time. The maps online were shit.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

They're on .5 acre, I'd like 3-4 no more than 5 for right now. But we have to get out of where we are asap.

[Irving]

Looks like it's an A Christmas Story marathon.

[Irving]

Merry Christmas everyone.

[Mazin]

Just at work HCWT. Out at 4am back by 4pm, bah humbug!

[Irving]

How'd you get stuck with this shift?

[Mazin]

I'm a baller [Coffee]


3 people out total. 2 of my co workers are on vac and one committed suicide in October, we are a total staff of 7. Since I'm second in the food chain I get to cover.

[GilpinGuy]

Merry Christmas ho ho ho's. I'm working later today, but the wife and kids are out of town anyway so no big whoop. Christmas for us is on Monday.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Merry Christmas you guys.

[wyome]

Merry Christmas PWT

[buffalobo]

This is PWT.

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[buffalobo]

So therefore

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[buffalobo]

Merry

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[buffalobo]

Christmas

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[buffalobo]

To

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[buffalobo]

All.

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[OtterbatHellcat]

lol

[wyome]

Nice

[crays]

Just me and Mrs bo. We do Christmas with minions in mid January. Tradition we started 7-8 yrs ago. Decided getting entire clan same place same time was more important than date it occurred.
I've been trying to get my family on board with this for years. A lot less stressful, and the added benefit of after-Christmas sales (in addition to all the pre-Christmas stuff).

sent from somwhere

[OtterbatHellcat]

*Report*

At 48 years old now, ............fart putty is still funny.

That is all.

:)

[Great-Kazoo]

hcwt, how is the smoker doing?

Tomorrow we are smoking a couple steaks off the roast we split w/ Kazoo.

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I took that 5+ lb roast. let it dry age in the frige 2 days, before cooking yesterday. What a difference. You let the roast or meat of choice (NO OBC this is not about dating) sit uncovered 1-2-3 days in the frige. The spouse and friends over last night said it was one of if not the best one i've cooked.

[buffalobo]

I've been trying to get my family on board with this for years. A lot less stressful, and the added benefit of after-Christmas sales (in addition to all the pre-Christmas stuff).

sent from somwhere
With the rednecks you'd think being married to your cousin, sister, aunt would make family get togethers easier. Throw in a few divorces and married ins, every body wants to host and on and on and on.

Too much fussin for me.

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[OtterbatHellcat]

Awesome, Kazoo.

[buffalobo]

I took that 5+ lb roast. let it dry age in the frige 2 days, before cooking yesterday. What a difference. You let the roast or meat of choice (NO OBC this is not about dating) sit uncovered 1-2-3 days in the frige. The spouse and friends over last night said it was one of if not the best one i've cooked.
Don't see how can go wrong with dry aging beef a few extra days.

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[buffalobo]

*Report*

At 48 years old now, ............fart putty is still funny.

That is all.

:)
Am ignorant of this putty and think I should probably remain so.

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[buffalobo]

According to the TV gonna be watching lots of westerns this weekend.

Watching "The Trains Robbers" with John Wayne and Ann Margret.

1973 was a good year for Ann Margret.[emoji106]

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[Irving]

You guys ever have a twisted mag spring?

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[wyome]

Rip It on ice....I think it is a Christmas tradition now...

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[HoneyBadger]

Happy Christmas to all of you fine gentlemen and your loved ones. [Beer]

[HoneyBadger]

After the little HoneyBadgers were in bed, we opened some champagne and watched White Christmas while waiting for Mr. C to show up. Classic film. I wish we had some modern men who could hang their hats with Bing Crosby. I'm no ordinary ho... :D

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hope you all had an awesome day !

[Great-Kazoo]

Hope you all had an awesome day !

Sure did, watching it snow and snow. The temp dropped quicker than my ex after a few drinks















of water

[OtterbatHellcat]

Fricken snow anyways......it's light, but it still sucks to shovel it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Got me some John Wayne on here too....fixin to play some pool.

[Great-Kazoo]

Gonna to be real cold tonight / this morning. Snow finally slowed down AND the moon is out. Clear skies, wouldn't be surprised to see we hit low single digits. BRRRRRRRRRRRR

[buffalobo]

Freaking wind. Just because I have to drive 1 1/2 hours, pick up a couch, wrap/cover it and drive back 1 1/2 hrs, open section of fence so can drive into yard up to deck(sleeper sofa, too heavy for wife) where I can drag it in. The wind has blown 18"+(6am now, how big it be by 1030?) drift across yard right where I have to split fence.

I'd like to kick mother nature right in the box.



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[buffalobo]

15° w/ 25 mph wind = -5 wind chill this morning. Bitch.

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[buffalobo]

Gonna be a long day, way too early to be this crabby.

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[buffalobo]

Was also supposed to be range day as well. That is looking shot in the ass already.

Too miserable to go play but not too miserable to move furniture?

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[wyome]

You're weather report just made it easier for me to decide to sleep in a bit more....after I turn up the electric blanket a notch

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Where you going for the couch lobo?

[SideShow Bob]

Time to go snow blow the driveway.....

[HoneyBadger]

We had some good frost here last night. Got down to 29*. Everyone panicked. [panic]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hang in there Lobo.....sucks, but I know you'll get it done.


I kept up with the snow last night, so it ain't that bad this morning........still needs a little cleanin' up again though.

[buffalobo]

Where you going for the couch lobo?
Couple miles south of Jonhstown. Headed back now, just stopped in Platteville for gas and coffee.

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[wyome]

I'm awake again...

[fly boy]

We had some good frost here last night. Got down to 29*. Everyone panicked. [panic]


I had my motorcycle out there when I was TDY for 3 weeks. People thought I was crazy, kept asking what I was going to do if it rained, or in the mornings when it was 40* and marine layered. I told them I had my rain gear for a reason. It was amazing riding all over Vandenberg and the coast.

[HoneyBadger]

I had my motorcycle out there when I was TDY for 3 weeks. People thought I was crazy, kept asking what I was going to do if it rained, or in the mornings when it was 40* and marine layered. I told them I had my rain gear for a reason. It was amazing riding all over Vandenberg and the coast.
Yeah. this area does make me want to get into riding, but seeing how people around here drive is enough discouragement for me.

[Alpha2]

And there goes HoneyBadger, pretending he gives a $h!t about our snow!
I can (barely) remember as a child in Palm Springs, wondering why I never got a sled for Xmas, like all the kids in the movies. Heck, I could SEE the snow on top of Mt. San Jacinto.
I did finally figure it out.

[Irving]

Had a great day as far as productivity. Took apart the p-trap and ran the snake a bit into the wall. I couldn't go far, but it was far enough. Rotated the tires on the car. I guess that's it, but it felt like a ton.

[Great-Kazoo]

Had a great day as far as productivity. Took apart the p-trap and ran the snake a bit into the wall. I couldn't go far, but it was far enough. Rotated the tires on the car. I guess that's it, but it felt like a ton.

Getting you man card on. You Go SISTER ! When you in the area next?

[Irving]

I was up there on Wednesday. Haven't had time for social visits though.

[wctriumph]

Well, another year at work in the books, finally. We all went in this morning and did the inventory, I knocked out what I had to do, finished up the last of the payroll for my department and came home. I don't go back until 1/5/2016. However, last night I knew I was coming down with something and this morning I have the beginning of a cold or some such ailment. I have the feel better medicine and the vitamin C going full time as I need to fit enough for Monday Night Football at Mile High with my daughter. I figure I need to be on the road from Ft. Collins by 3:30 to get there, park and find our seats.

[Irving]

Heard on the news that this is the first year that a major flu outbreak hasn't been an issue yet for this time of the year. I took that to mean that since I've not (to my knowledge) had the flu in my life, that this is my lucky year. Probably right when I'm supposed to start my new job.

[wyome]

Went after Christmas shopping at the outlets. Arcteryx had some sweet deals on the camouflage gear...but I got plenty of that from deployments, so I picked up a new jacket....

[Great-Kazoo]

Well, another year at work in the books, finally. We all went in this morning and did the inventory, I knocked out what I had to do, finished up the last of the payroll for my department and came home. I don't go back until 1/5/2016. However, last night I knew I was coming down with something and this morning I have the beginning of a cold or some such ailment. I have the feel better medicine and the vitamin C going full time as I need to fit enough for Monday Night Football at Mile High with my daughter. I figure I need to be on the road from Ft. Collins by 3:30 to get there, park and find our seats.


If it's something like the spouse had. Hopefully it knocks you out for a solid day, then slowly recover and appetite comes back. I'd leave earlier grab eats down there. You trying to park close in or grab RTD from 120th?

[wctriumph]

The last time I was there was the old stadium for a Super Motard race, not really any traffic issues that day. The daughter gets off at 1:30, have to take her home to get ready and then make the drive. I'd like to park in close if possible. I'll check out the routs online and see what happens. I grew up in SoCal so I have endless patience with traffic.

Didn't sleep well last night, coughing and my throat swelled up so hard to breath but, better this morning and I was able to eat a good lunch.

[bogie]

Took the kiddo to see some dinosaur bones this morning. Got outta there just in time to beat the crowds. On a side note, people in Denver have a much tighter personal space ring than I care for. Here is my extended arm and an imaginary circle around me. Now stay the fuck out of this circle!

[fly boy]

sniped

[fly boy]

that was a close one! but I got it!

[buffalobo]

It's the little things.[Flower]

[HoneyBadger]

Ugh. Admins need to limit all non-member traffic to cut out all the garbage. I'd like to be optimistic, but I really doubt that 9000+ people suddenly got really interested in our forum because they want to be our friends...

[buffalobo]

I sent PM's letting them know and Ginsue cruised through a little while ago.

[fly boy]

It's the little things.[Flower]


Rule #32

[HoneyBadger]

Rule #32
Gibbs rules?

[fly boy]

!!!!! I'm in the running!

on another site, I'm in the running for "truck of the month (holiday edition)."

If you are a member, vote for me. If you're not a member, it means you're smart and do not own a ford HAHA!

http://www.f150ecoboost.net/forum/4-f150-month/14626-vote-now-december-2015-f150-ecoboost-truck-month-contest.html

[fly boy]

Gibbs rules?


http://www.zombielandrules.com/all-zombieland-rules/

[OtterbatHellcat]

Howdy.

[J]

Ugh. Admins need to limit all non-member traffic to cut out all the garbage. I'd like to be optimistic, but I really doubt that 9000+ people suddenly got really interested in our forum because they want to be our friends...


Decent idea. But im not sure how possible it will be to implement. The method of controlling auth on the forum doesn't easily lend itself to preventing DoS attacks from non members. But I might be able to come up with something.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I did mention that a long time ago too. One section of the board for looky-loos, and one MBA section for the regular members.

I know there are many factors involved that I'm clueless about.....running a big board like this that's open to the public. Thanks for all you guys do for us...seriously.

[HoneyBadger]

http://www.zombielandrules.com/all-zombieland-rules/
That's reassuring. Gibbs doesn't have a Rule #32.

[HoneyBadger]

Decent idea. But im not sure how possible it will be to implement. The method of controlling auth on the forum doesn't easily lend itself to preventing DoS attacks from non members. But I might be able to come up with something.
Would an immediate login prompt work for this? Make it so that there is no "guest" browsing? I know it's less than ideal, but it seemed like a good solution for the problem at the time. You're the expert, not me. [Beer]

[Great-Kazoo]

have everyone log in from their e-mail account. separate the wheat from the chafe

[Monky]

What can you assholes tell me about 120th and washington area? Red Hawk Ranch apartments to be specific... friend is looking to move there from texas. She's a cancer patient here for a while for treatment.

[Irving]

That is a nicer part of Thornton. Generally the more North, the better. That area is pretty nice, and she probably would not want to move any further South. I'm at 92nd and Washington.

[buffalobo]

What can you assholes tell me about 120th and washington area? Red Hawk Ranch apartments to be specific... friend is looking to move there from texas. She's a cancer patient here for a while for treatment.

Recently replaced the counter tops in 3 units for Belfor(restoration outfit), they are middle of the road apartments.

Not to discourage anyone but with new complexes going up and existing ones being remodeled/upgraded there are nicer complexes with "better" atmosphere that come with higher prices. Budget usually rules.

[Great-Kazoo]

Recently replaced the counter tops in 3 units for Belfor(restoration outfit), they are middle of the road apartments.

Not to discourage anyone but with new complexes going up and existing ones being remodeled/upgraded there are nicer complexes with "better" atmosphere that come with higher prices. Budget usually rules.

Cabrini Green was once the jewel of Chicago's urban revitalization.

[stodg73]

Picked up more LED Christmas lights.













3500 of them, on sale. Need to figure out where to put them.

[Great-Kazoo]

Picked up more LED Christmas lights.












3500 of them, on sale. Need to figure out where to put them.

Neighbors roof. OR the meeting place if you live in a HOA controlled area. Something NOT HOA approved, color or flashing wise.

[Irving]

3500 of them, on sale. Need to figure out where to put them.

Craigslist, 11 months from now.

[stodg73]

Neighbors roof. OR the meeting place if you live in a HOA controlled area. Something NOT HOA approved, color or flashing wise.

Well, considering that Santa is not exactly as he was when he new....

[buffalobo]

Cabrini Green was once the jewel of Chicago's urban revitalization.
Prime example of govt program.

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[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Hey hoes. Just got home. Emergency no heat.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hey hoes. Just got home. Emergency no heat.

That explains it. You go for that deal ?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Not yet. Just dropped $1500 on new tires for my brand new truck. Wtf? You'd think a truck that expensive would come with good rubber. But nah.

[brutal]

Belated post.

Welcomed our new grandson into this world Saturday 12-26-2015 0717 hours PST.

9lbs 4oz, 22.5" long. Dude is a freakin bruiser. Buddy called him "hoss." He was busting out of the hospital onesie.

No pics, family prefers privacy.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Congrats brutal. How many grand kids do you have?

[Great-Kazoo]

Congrats brutal. How many grand kids do you have?

Not too many, if he has the time to post here ;)

[brutal]

Congrats brutal. How many grand kids do you have?

Thanks,

This is our second grandson. First came back in Feb. Both are thankfully, very healthy.

We had our kids when we were pretty young; I was 22, they waited until early 30's to have theirs.

[brutal]

Not too many, if he has the time to post here ;)

Sadly, this one lives far from home in the PNW.

Kids just bought a newly reno home on a little property in the woods. Beautiful place for him to grow up, just rather soggy.

[HoneyBadger]

Congrats Brutal!!

[brutal]

They came home today. Mom and baby are doing great.

[brutal]

Congrats Brutal!!

Thanks!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Congrats from me as well, Brutal.

Cool.

[SideShow Bob]

Congratulations Brutal, Makes you feel old, doesn't it, Grand Pa............

[brutal]

Thanks guys.

P.S. What is it with everyone not being wanted to be called grandma or grandpa? BFD. Get over it, you're old.

[HoneyBadger]

people don't want to be old. I guess I could understand that.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Hey hoes, old and young.

[fly boy]

oh man

[fly boy]

almost missed this great opportunity!

[Great-Kazoo]

people don't want to be old. I guess I could understand that.

Says the under 30 crowd.

[HoneyBadger]

Says the under 30 crowd.
Says the old guy ;)

[Great-Kazoo]

Says the old guy ;)

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[HoneyBadger]

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That belongs in the funny picture thread. :)

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

That's Jim lobo and OBC.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Well OBC on the left Jim in the middle and lobo on the right. Just need tats and beards added in.