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OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:34
Don't make me get my crotchless bunny suit out.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:37
I'll never get into a hot air balloon.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:38
I'll never get into a single engine Piper style of plane either.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:41
I heard the state of Missouri really has their shit together regarding illegal immigrants, and no illegal receives any government assistance...no tax payer money for anything, and their amended official state language is English.

Kudos to Missouri.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:43
My instructor won't be happy with my lack of practice time this week. I'm not happy with it either.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:46
A smart ass might say.... "why aren't you practicing now, instead of jerking off on the internet?"

Because I know I have to head outside and start all that other shit that has to be done today....no point in trying to sit down and get into playing unless I have a few hours to do just that. The time gods are not being my buddy this week.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:47
I'm sure all of you have ALL the time in the world to do what you want to do,,,right?

*dodges rotten produce and a few bricks*

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:47
This is a nice run for a Sunday morning so far.

Dingo
06-09-2013, 08:50
*slams door, doffs clothing, dons leather gimp suit, and dashes out to strike a gleaming, suggestive pose on the street corner*

Just got home... I cannot let this debauchery go on unabated.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:52
Lmao

Howdy Dingo.......

So the run comes to a graceful end.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:55
Hell, I'm still getting a good chuckle out of that, Dingo.

Dingo
06-09-2013, 08:56
Aloha! Just popped in momentarily to fulfill my whorish duties, as I'm waiting for the sleeping meds to kick in.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:56
Where did you just get home from?

Dingo
06-09-2013, 08:57
Lol, every once in a while I get it right. Most of the time my wife's the only one who (at least pretends) to get my sense of humor.

Dingo
06-09-2013, 08:57
Work - I do 12 hour nights at a hospital up north.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:57
Sorry you need to take magic pills to get to sleep. That must suck....I know lots of people have to do that.

Fortunately I've never had to do that myself.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 08:58
Hospital, cool.

I'm an ambulance mechanic.

Dingo
06-09-2013, 08:59
Haven't slept unmedicated since 17... dunno what my problem is.

Did I read it right - you presiding over a garage sale today?

Dingo
06-09-2013, 08:59
Nice - it appears we're both cogs in the same machine. :-)

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 09:01
Lol, every once in a while I get it right. Most of the time my wife's the only one who (at least pretends) to get my sense of humor.

Mine usually just rolls her eyes....but the guys at work and I all get it. You might be able to imagine the kind of sick shit we share/do to each other down there. It's really fun sometimes.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 09:03
Did I read it right - you presiding over a garage sale today?

No, Wife is getting stuff prepped ....sale begins Thursday. I'm the hired labor between yard work chores and trying to find stuff I should be putting out there as well.

Dingo
06-09-2013, 09:06
Ah, gotcha. Well, my friend-on-the-streetcorner, I must retire for the morning. I try not to drive, operate machinery, or offer myself up for paid sexual satisfaction, while in the grip of heavy medications. And my vitamin T is finally kicking in. Cheers!

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 09:06
I need to get more "guy" stuff out there for the sale this year. I'm willing to part with some good stuff, hell, I need to.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 09:07
Later on Brother.......sleep well, and see ya next time around.

:D

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 09:08
Oh, and thanks for wrecking a perfectly good streak, you whore.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 09:13
Well, hell.

It's time to start getting my ass to work....lots to do, lots to do.

Peace, ho's.

HoneyBadger
06-09-2013, 09:42
This whore thing is working out pretty well right now.


M hmmm....everybody sitting there drinking coffee and reading that shitty excuse for a news paper.......instead of utilizing some perfectly good whoring time.


Probably eating donuts or patries...or pancakes..cinnamon rolls *gag*. I really don't know how folks can eat all that sweet stuff.


*bangs some pots and pans together while hopping around the thread yelling "What up, bitches"*


Reading the newspaper? Nope, I clearly said where I was and what I was doing, now get off my back ho!


Heya whores! I'm hanging out in Manitou Springs while Mrs. HoneyBadger runs the Garden of the Gods 10 mile race.


Well, hell.

It's time to start getting my ass to work....lots to do, lots to do.

Peace, ho's.
Yeah, if you have work to do, you should probably spend more time doing that and less time screwing around on the internet trying to raise your post count... [Bang]

waxthis
06-09-2013, 17:21
Damn it's hot out!

fly boy
06-09-2013, 17:29
damn I want to kill something!

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 18:48
Well, back at work so I guess its time to start whorin' it up again...

waxthis
06-09-2013, 19:10
damn I want to kill something!


Like?

DSB OUTDOORS
06-09-2013, 19:18
damn I want to kill something!
Ya me too. Working on killing another beer right now. Dinner callith. [Beer]

TheBelly
06-09-2013, 19:26
I just got done with a 6-stage multi-gun multi-discipline match.

5 stages of rifle and pistol with a precision rifle at the end.

TheBelly
06-09-2013, 19:28
173 shooters over the course of 2days.

Great-Kazoo
06-09-2013, 19:32
I need to get more "guy" stuff out there for the sale this year. I'm willing to part with some good stuff, hell, I need to.

I'm still answering calls from our sale 2 weeks ago;)

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 19:47
That's cool Jim.

HB, how did your wife do in the run?

I sunburnt the heck out of my neck and arms today... phtttttt.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 19:54
Had problems getting the pressure washer going, and it still isn't. Run to napa for some fuel line, take care of that, still fuel running all over the place. The line was bad but something else is going on too, gotta figure that out....needed to get moving on other stuff after losing the time messing with that.

I think the chicken came out good, have lots of nice sides for dinner tonight and all the lunches are loaded for the week.

Have Dumb and Dumber in the background now...there is some funny stuff in there. Especially the "turbo lax" scene. lol

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 19:58
Managed to get some basic practice in, but we're gonna eat dinner pretty soon. Maybe I can get into it more after dinner, but most likely will be less than interested after eating a delicious meal.

I'm hungry.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 19:59
I hope BC can find the impending NEA and notify the pentagon in enough time to do something to avert it.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 20:02
I'm gonna.................yep, I'm sure of it.......I'm gonna eat some yummy dinner now.

TheBelly
06-09-2013, 20:11
Enjoy your dinner.

im pooping.

Dingo
06-09-2013, 20:30
*slowly backs out of the thread, holding nose, and looking nervously around.*

Clearly I came in here at the wrong time...

HoneyBadger
06-09-2013, 20:54
HB, how did your wife do in the run?

She finished in an hour and 18 mins. She can run 10 miles in about 1:10, but the course was hilly as heck!

HoneyBadger
06-09-2013, 20:54
Enjoy your dinner.

im pooping.

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 20:56
I hope BC can find the impending NEA and notify the pentagon in enough time to do something to avert it.

Nah, my telescope doesn't look for asteroids. We look at the center of the Milky Way and further away at quasars and other objects. We don't look for puny, insignificant things like asteroids.

But a while ago, the 3.5m telescope had a program that woudl take control of the telescope and slew to the coords for a gamma ray burst or other phenomenon like that and start taking images. They got rid of the program though for some reason.

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 20:57
But for the record, I have seen two, thats right, TWO UFO's.

Sure, they were probably military vehicles operating out of Holloman AFB, but I couldn't hear any engines at all and they were moving in zigzaggy patterns, making very quick 90deg turns.

HoneyBadger
06-09-2013, 21:01
But for the record, I have seen two, thats right, TWO UFO's.

Sure, they were probably military vehicles operating out of Holloman AFB, but I couldn't hear any engines at all and they were moving in zigzaggy patterns, making very quick 90deg turns.
My boss used to be a flight test engineer for UAVs out of Holloman... She can't talk about it. ;)

HoneyBadger
06-09-2013, 21:16
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1001317_671812082834909_782153783_n.png

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 21:18
My boss used to be a flight test engineer for UAVs out of Holloman... She can't talk about it. ;)

Haha, awesome! I'm sure they have a lot of really cool projects going on at Holloman, but also at White Sands Missile Range. My pre-marital counselor from our church was telling us about some of the things he worked on while working at WSMR, and let me tell you, they were really awesome sounding.

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 21:19
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1001317_671812082834909_782153783_n.png


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4bisAYp61qiw26m.gif
You forgot to add this too...

TheBelly
06-09-2013, 21:20
Do you care........... That my poop was normal?

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 21:25
Do you care........... That my poop was normal?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/350px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg.png

Care to give us the full details? [LOL]

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 21:26
And before you answer, that was a rhetorical question...

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 22:53
I've learned more about scat than I had ever anticipated I would this evening.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 22:57
Eliminated the program that looks for Gamma ray bursts?

Well, I guess there's no need to watch for H bomb style radiation waves that would incinerate the entire earth within seconds.

I hope the guy that killed the program had a yummy doughnut instead.

OtterbatHellcat
06-09-2013, 22:59
Have I mentioned that I harbor no interest in going back to work tomorrow?

Just in case I've not......

I have no interest in going to work tomorrow. Bitch is, I need a paycheck, go figure.

Goodnight whores.

Peace

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 23:03
I've learned more about scat than I had ever anticipated I would this evening.

Yea, well, I know that chart has been posted here before too. Thats how I was introduced to it actually. There's a whole wikipedia page on it though if you're curious.


Eliminated the program that looks for Gamma ray bursts?

Well, I guess there's no need to watch for H bomb style radiation waves that would incinerate the entire earth within seconds.

I hope the guy that killed the program had a yummy doughnut instead.

Yes, well sorta. There is a govt run program (or NASA) that searches the skies. When they detect a GRB, they send out an email and observatories around that email can slew to the coords and start observing or not. Some places do it automatically, in that when an email is received, the telescope immediately slews without the observer approving the slew.

I believe they actually have satellites that observe the earth looking specifically for ICBM launches and nuclear warhead detonations (probably xray though). Yes, the closest star is 4 light years away (alpha centauri) and if that went supernova, it could in theory emit a GRB, but I do not believe it is close enough to really affect us. Now if the sun went supernova, which it probably wont, then we're all screwed, so an early detection system wouldn't matter.

BuffCyclist
06-09-2013, 23:04
Goodnight otter.

And yes, that is common knowledge that NO ONE wants to go back to work on Mondays.

waxthis
06-10-2013, 04:49
What's for breakfast?

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 04:55
What's for breakfast?

Fridge cold beer (psh, I WISH I was having an ice cold beer), frozen pudding cup, perhaps some m&m's and a melatonin supplement.

You?

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 04:56
Oh yea, and wax, I'm slowly but surely catching up to you... [Wiggle]

waxthis
06-10-2013, 06:22
Oh yea, and wax, I'm slowly but surely catching up to you... [Wiggle]


I think you will have me by noon...
[dig]

waxthis
06-10-2013, 06:24
Six.........

waxthis
06-10-2013, 06:25
2 buck Santiago's was the ticket. Got Jr one too..............

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2013, 06:50
What's for breakfast?

Chorizo, juevos y pappas con chili verde.

washed down by a 22oz freshly spun extra thick black n white malt. F$%^in GE blender is still kicking after 40 yrs of use. Much of it faithfully serving us frozen marg's mmmm. Sometimes i miss drinking. The rest not at all.

waxthis
06-10-2013, 06:53
Chorizo, juevos y pappas con chili verde.

washed down by a 22oz freshly spun extra thick black n white malt. F$%^in GE blender is still kicking after 40 yrs of use. Much of it faithfully serving us frozen marg's mmmm. Sometimes i miss drinking. The rest not at all.

I can't top that.................Yet.

[Coffee]

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2013, 06:53
Better step up my game youse guyz are catchin up.

Oh yeah gonna break out some chicken (pollo) thighs later. Do a nice dry rub, then wrap in plastic [ saran] wrap for 1hr. toss on grill.

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2013, 06:56
I can't top that.................Yet.

[Coffee]



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyEE0qpfeig

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 07:17
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/350px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg.pngnumber 2

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 07:18
And before you answer, that was a rhetorical question...

Dont care.

waxthis
06-10-2013, 07:49
This page is NVTS Nuts!

roberth
06-10-2013, 07:58
What's for breakfast?

Yogurt, OJ, scrambled eggs.

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2013, 08:13
Yogurt, OJ, scrambled eggs.

not bad gonna try this new jenny something diet.

Milk shake in the am

Milk shake for lunch

then a line of meth for dinner.
The company guarantees a noticeable weight loss within the week.

Dingo
06-10-2013, 09:00
No doubt. Acute cardiac events are always a crackerjack way to shed a lil vanity paunch.... :-)

Dave
06-10-2013, 09:37
What's for breakfast?
2 slices of cold pizza and a Sam Adams. Lunch is Panda Express leftover orange chicken. Dinner is leftover grilled chicken and asparagus from last night. It's a clean out the fridge type of day.

Mazin
06-10-2013, 09:41
2 crapdonalds biscuits and 2 oj's.


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

blacklabel
06-10-2013, 10:18
I'll vomit if I eat anything today.

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 10:43
4.7 mile run today... took a whopping 37 minutes.

I need to run faster.

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 11:33
Yep, I'm still here. My desk became cluttered with all kinds of papers, so I need to get that in check. I really dislike a cluttered desk.

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 12:39
just got back from lunch.

ChunkyMonkey
06-10-2013, 12:45
I hate monday.. so behind already!

wctriumph
06-10-2013, 13:27
I hate monday.. so behind already!

I'm off on Monday but this time I am sick with a cold. Third dang time I am sick with the flu or cold since February. It just keeps going around. Lots of emergenC the last couple of days and too much time on this dang laptop.

ChunkyMonkey
06-10-2013, 13:29
^^ Yeah, it's been on and off for me and the missus too.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 13:31
Just woke up, helped a friend with a shitty class he's taking from a shitty professor who is totally useless, and now i'm heading back to bed...

TheGrey
06-10-2013, 16:21
*gratuitous post*

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 16:39
Just woke up, helped a friend with a shitty class he's taking from a shitty professor who is totally useless, and now i'm heading back to bed...

That's shitty.

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 16:40
Dude looks like a lady!!

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 16:41
Should I get a tattoo?

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 16:44
Wiener dog on my lap.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 17:00
That's shitty.

Meh, not really. I didn't wake up because he emailed me, I woke up because I'm still transitioning to nights, which does suck.


Should I get a tattoo?

Yes. That's all the input I have...

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 17:01
Oh yea, we got pea sized hail followed by about 5min of rain. Its been doing this every day for the past like 4-5 days in the mountains. Its horrible, all it does is raise the humidity and taunt us. I want to go stab a cloud!

waxthis
06-10-2013, 17:46
*gratuitous post*


Nice!!!

waxthis
06-10-2013, 17:48
Wiener dog on my lap.


Pics of French bread with mustard please!

TheGrey
06-10-2013, 17:48
Nice!!!

Thank you. Thank you verra much. :)

waxthis
06-10-2013, 17:50
Thinking about a salad for dinner...

waxthis
06-10-2013, 17:53
Oh yea, we got pea sized hail followed by about 5min of rain. Its been doing this every day for the past like 4-5 days in the mountains. Its horrible, all it does is raise the humidity and taunt us. I want to go stab a cloud!


Sorry man. I searched the web for "how to stab a cloud" and nothing came up. The web sux.

waxthis
06-10-2013, 17:55
Now stabbing a grackle however.......[Beer]

waxthis
06-10-2013, 17:57
Told the dog she was getting a salad for dinner also....She gave me the paw.[goFyourself]

waxthis
06-10-2013, 17:58
Should I get a tattoo?

Yes.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 18:00
Sorry man. I searched the web for "how to stab a cloud" and nothing came up. The web sux.

Aww, how thoughtful of you, thanks!


Now stabbing a grackle however.......[Beer]

Go get 'em, tiger! Make sure to give us pics too

bogie
06-10-2013, 18:27
In for the count.

waxthis
06-10-2013, 18:28
And a new page

Rooskibar03
06-10-2013, 18:31
Blah, blah, blah.

waxthis
06-10-2013, 18:33
Oh shit..... Now that was rude.

roberth
06-10-2013, 18:35
"An individual is only entiteld to one's rights as long as one respects the rights of others."...R.F.

I like this.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 18:39
I'm... Ron Burgandy?!

waxthis
06-10-2013, 18:44
Watching a recent Foreigner concert on the tube. Can't believe how close the new vocalist " Kelly Hansen, since 04" sounds like Lou Gramm!,,,, wow.

USAFGopherMike
06-10-2013, 18:56
What up who-ers... just finished a steak with boiled Daikon and steamed asparagas.

wctriumph
06-10-2013, 18:59
I couldn't find the armslist thread so I will post here:

http://www.armslist.com/posts/1745098/denver-colorado-rifles-for-sale--ruger-mini-30

TheGrey
06-10-2013, 19:07
I couldn't find the armslist thread so I will post here:

http://www.armslist.com/posts/1745098/denver-colorado-rifles-for-sale--ruger-mini-30

Is this poster serious? $500 AND you need to replace the barrel?

waxthis
06-10-2013, 19:10
"An individual is only entiteld to one's rights as long as one respects the rights of others."...R.F.

I like this.


Thanx, I can't take the credit though, It was line my stepdad use to say. He was a navigator on a B-17 that was shot down, and spent over a year in stalug Luft iii. He passed away in 06. He was one class act. I've come to respect that quote more and more each day...RIP Major Robert D Fulkerson.

TheGrey
06-10-2013, 19:11
Thanx, I can't take the credit though, It was line my stepdad use to say. He was a navigator on a B-17 that was shot down, and spent over a year in stalug Luft iii. He passed away in 06. He was one class act. I've come to respect that quote more and more each day...RIP Major Robert Fulkerson.

He sounds like he was a helluva guy. I'm sorry for your loss.

GilpinGuy
06-10-2013, 19:14
I couldn't find the armslist thread so I will post here:

http://www.armslist.com/posts/1745098/denver-colorado-rifles-for-sale--ruger-mini-30

Sweet! A bent pipe and a chunk of plastic for only $500!

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2013, 19:20
I couldn't find the armslist thread so I will post here:

http://www.armslist.com/posts/1745098/denver-colorado-rifles-for-sale--ruger-mini-30


Is this poster serious? $500 AND you need to replace the barrel?


Sweet! A bent pipe and a chunk of plastic for only $500!

SO while you guys are too busy circle jerking............Looks like no one noticed HE HAS A SKS NOT A MINI 30??

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2013, 19:20
SO while you guys are too busy circle jerking............Looks like no one noticed HE HAS A SKS NOT A MINI 30??

And now a gratuitous bump

waxthis
06-10-2013, 19:23
He sounds like he was a helluva guy. I'm sorry for your loss.


He was.. Thanx!

waxthis
06-10-2013, 19:24
And another bump.

GilpinGuy
06-10-2013, 19:28
SO while you guys are too busy circle jerking............

What the hell? I didn't get my tug. [Rant1]

fly boy
06-10-2013, 19:29
in for a new page?

fly boy
06-10-2013, 19:29
let me help you out!

fly boy
06-10-2013, 19:30
I have had a head ache since noon..... Water, caffine, food, beer.... nothing is helping :(

fly boy
06-10-2013, 19:30
maybe I should finally take some drugs

roberth
06-10-2013, 19:34
Thanx, I can't take the credit though, It was line my stepdad use to say. He was a navigator on a B-17 that was shot down, and spent over a year in stalug Luft iii. He passed away in 06. He was one class act. I've come to respect that quote more and more each day...RIP Major Robert D Fulkerson.

What other smart things did he say?

Rest in Peace Major Fulkerson, thank you for your service.

One of my uncles flew on B17s during WWII too, I don't know anymore than that.

roberth
06-10-2013, 19:36
maybe I should finally take some drugs

Nah, drink more water.

Do something gun related, take your mind off it.

TheGrey
06-10-2013, 19:37
I have had a head ache since noon..... Water, caffine, food, beer.... nothing is helping :(

Do you have allergies?
Maybe it was something you ate?

waxthis
06-10-2013, 19:38
I have had a head ache since noon..... Water, caffine, food, beer.... nothing is helping :(


Obviously your not drinking the correct beer. Go darker...[Coffee]

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:45
Just fyi, if you hvaen't seen them yet, try the canned KC Masterpiece Applewood Smoked Bacon Baked Beans. They're delicious, much better than their other canned beans! I think its that the can is packed with beans, whereas most other baked beans are half liquid/sauce half beans.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:47
And if you ever have a chance to buy it, either in a grocery store or are in Kansas City, Jack Fiorella's "Jack Stack" BBQ is by far, the BEST BBQ in the world. At the very least, in KC.

I'm running low on my stock of their Spicy BBQ sauce... might need to make a trip home to see the family soon. Or at the very least, convince them to ship me some bottles.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:48
I'm already attempting to have them import some Boulevard Beer down here for my wedding. I figure 5-10 cases outta be enough for me to have a nice supply for a few months. Probably need another 5 cases for the wedding reception too...

waxthis
06-10-2013, 19:48
What other smart things did he say?

Rest in Peace Major Fulkerson, thank you for your service.

One of my uncles flew on B17s during WWII too, I don't know anymore than that.

He was a wealth of information, he was however pretty disgust with the direction the country was heading towards the end . He also served as a delegate for Reagan twice. Stories he had were amazing. Kudos to your uncle also!

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:48
I'm falling back into my old ways, posting too many lines in this thread.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:49
Tons of clouds, probably no observing tonight.

GilpinGuy
06-10-2013, 19:49
I'm running low on my stock of their Spicy BBQ sauce... might need to make a trip home to see the family soon. Or at the very least, convince them to ship me some bottles.

Reminds me....I need to post my BBQ sauce recipe in the "Recipe" sticky....

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:49
Hey waxthis, stop posting. I'm trying to catch you... and you've got a full year ahead of me in possible postings based on join dates.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:51
Reminds me....I need to post my BBQ sauce recipe in the "Recipe" sticky....

Ooh, please do! As much as I love Jack Stack bbq, I also enjoy testing other peoples homemade sauces.

What kind of sauce is it? Sweeter or spicier? Southern tomato/vinegar based or ... ya know, I don't know the other styles/bases...

A coworker from North Carolina had a really good sauce recipe he gave me, made it at a work party once. It was delicious, but I'd take thicker sauces over vinegar based styles any day.

Ridge
06-10-2013, 19:52
Can someone identify this car? I thought it was a Mustang until I got along side it and saw the rear doors...

http://i.imgur.com/FHZwUxgh.jpg

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:53
Bought some smoked brisket from Sam's. $15 for a full brisket. Decent quality, much better than the Jack Daniels crap that walmart sells (and all the other pre-packaged stuff walmart sells).

Not even CLOSE to the quality or taste as fresh out of the smoker brisket, but its the closet thing I can get here. [Cry]

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:53
Can someone identify this car? I thought it was a Mustang until I got along side it and saw the rear doors...

http://i.imgur.com/FHZwUxgh.jpg

I'll try my best, got a pic or are we going off of reading minds?

eta: Scratch that smartassery comment, the page didn't load a picture for me originally...

TheGrey
06-10-2013, 19:54
And if you ever have a chance to buy it, either in a grocery store or are in Kansas City, Jack Fiorella's "Jack Stack" BBQ is by far, the BEST BBQ in the world. At the very least, in KC.

I'm running low on my stock of their Spicy BBQ sauce... might need to make a trip home to see the family soon. Or at the very least, convince them to ship me some bottles.

I found some places that you can order it online...do you know how much sugar is in it? I couldn't find that information.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:56
I found some places that you can order it online...do you know how much sugar is in it? I couldn't find that information.

Yea, you can order it directly from their website, even their various meats, but they're a little on the expensive side. Might have to treat myself to it a couple times per year or something.

Let me check the bottle that I've got of the spicy bbq sauce for the sugar content. I think its rather low, at least compared to KC Masterpiece.

I usually have no problem pouring Jack Stack sauce on meats in the grill whereas KC Masterpiece usually burns to heck.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 19:58
I found some places that you can order it online...do you know how much sugar is in it? I couldn't find that information.

4g of Sugar per 2 tbsp serving. In comparison, KC Masterpiece Original has 12g sugar per 2 tbsp.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 20:02
Just to get you guys salivating...

http://www.jackstackbbq.com/mail-order-barbecue.aspx

HoneyBadger
06-10-2013, 20:03
yummmmmm [cigar]

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 20:04
I highly recommend the cheesy corn bake, burnt ends, pork spare ribs, and the crown prime beef ribs.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 20:04
Aww heck, EVERYTHING they have is absolutely incredible!

TheBelly
06-10-2013, 20:04
http://m.wimp.com/honeybadger/

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 20:06
And damnit! I wish I had the money right now to place an order...

I grew up on the stuff, so I'm a little biased, but it really is the best BBQ in the world. After all, it was rated in the top 5 bbq joints in the country by Maxim Magazine... And you can't argue with Maxim.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/05/08/americas-5-best-bbq-hot-spots/

waxthis
06-10-2013, 20:18
Hey waxthis, stop posting. I'm trying to catch you... and you've got a full year ahead of me in possible postings based on join dates.

You first?

TheGrey
06-10-2013, 20:20
4g of Sugar per 2 tbsp serving. In comparison, KC Masterpiece Original has 12g sugar per 2 tbsp.

Thank you! That is low in comparison to most sauces out there. :)

waxthis
06-10-2013, 20:21
Forget it.. Changed my mind..:p

GilpinGuy
06-10-2013, 20:27
Ooh, please do! As much as I love Jack Stack bbq, I also enjoy testing other peoples homemade sauces.

What kind of sauce is it? Sweeter or spicier? Southern tomato/vinegar based or ... ya know, I don't know the other styles/bases...

A coworker from North Carolina had a really good sauce recipe he gave me, made it at a work party once. It was delicious, but I'd take thicker sauces over vinegar based styles any day.

Mine is tomato based, chunky (onions and peppers) and bit on the spicy side. I'll try to get it posted in the next few days.

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 20:30
Thank you! That is low in comparison to most sauces out there. :)

Thats what I recalled was that it was very low compared to other sauces. And KC Masterpiece is pretty sweet.


Mine is tomato based, chunky (onions and peppers) and bit on the spicy side. I'll try to get it posted in the next few days.

Awesome, I'll keep an eye out for it. Won't get home until thursday, but I might just have to try it this weekend if you get it up by then. That is, of course, if i can figure out what I can cook on the grill with it. i think i'm craving some ribs...

roberth
06-10-2013, 20:38
Ford 4dr Maverick. Not sure on the year.

Galaxy Note II + Tapatalk 2

Or is it a Mercury Comet?

Mazin
06-10-2013, 21:16
Can someone identify this car? I thought it was a Mustang until I got along side it and saw the rear doors...

http://i.imgur.com/FHZwUxgh.jpg

Falcon?


Eta Kelly is probably right.

Etaa: bob dole


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

HoneyBadger
06-10-2013, 21:17
http://m.wimp.com/honeybadger/
Hahahaha awesome video! I can spend hours watching videos on wimp if I'm not careful... Whoever runs it does a really good job finding interesting and inspiring videos each day.

roberth
06-10-2013, 21:29
check out the moon, just sliver over the west. really cool

waxthis
06-10-2013, 21:34
[Alrigh]

BuffCyclist
06-10-2013, 21:38
check out the moon, just sliver over the west. really cool

And that other bright thing is venus, just fyi.

OtterbatHellcat
06-10-2013, 21:39
Hookers!!!!

Hola.

That HAS to be a 4 dr. Maverick. JMO



Crazy week, super busy day and night.....fech.

Had to get my whore on and say goodnight to the peeps here, and hope we have a great day tomorrow.


Jim...I laughed my ass off at the "line of meth for dinner".

Peace

HoneyBadger
06-10-2013, 21:47
I've got rug rat night duty again tonight... I'll probably be back in a few hours. [zombie1]

roberth
06-10-2013, 21:50
And that other bright thing is venus, just fyi.

even more better

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2013, 21:55
Hookers!!!!

Hola.

That HAS to be a 4 dr. Maverick. JMO



Crazy week, super busy day and night.....fech.

Had to get my whore on and say goodnight to the peeps here, and hope we have a great day tomorrow.


Jim...I laughed my ass off at the "line of meth for dinner".

Peace


You can order on line. I believe it is called the Jenny Crank Diet

Great-Kazoo
06-10-2013, 21:56
Falcon?


Eta Kelly is probably right.

Etaa: bob dole


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

Based on the way it's "jacked up" in the rear and tail pipe he / she has a 6 banger in it. The higher the lift the smaller the CID [ROFL3]. Back when they were considered New fukers would run glass packs or Cherry Bomb's for mufflers.
The trans was bullet proof, till 4800rpm when doing a neutral drop (WHOA) did i just use Neutral Drop referring to cars of my time?

What's a Neutral Drop?

Mazin
06-11-2013, 00:00
The cat fell off the F150 exhaust does that count as an upgrade?


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 01:50
Good morning post whores! Who's hungry?? :D

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 01:50
Good morning post whores! Who's hungry?? :D

I'm not! Just ate some highly processed beef brisket. Why, what's on the menu at your place?

waxthis
06-11-2013, 04:50
Monin hoes

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 04:54
Morning

I failed to make any gains, still 169 posts away. I'll try harder tomorrow.

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 05:05
And no, I have no excuses. My mind isn't creative right now. Would rather be at the range shooting reloads, or sitting in my reloading room reloading.

waxthis
06-11-2013, 05:51
170

waxthis
06-11-2013, 05:52
So 98 today huh... Nice!

waxthis
06-11-2013, 05:54
Who the hell came up with "Hair of the dog" anyhow?

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 05:59
Its a perpetual cycle, I'll never win. Unless you go on vacation. Any chance of that happening anytime soon?

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 06:00
I give up, heading to bed now.

I'll be back later ho's!

wax_job
06-11-2013, 06:39
Who the hell came up with "Hair of the dog" anyhow?

Smart guys... It's science

waxthis
06-11-2013, 06:47
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^AHHH^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

waxthis
06-11-2013, 06:48
Well I suppose I should get my Azz to work..Asta HO Bagz.

Great-Kazoo
06-11-2013, 07:13
Who the hell came up with "Hair of the dog" anyhow?

An ungroomed stripper?

waxthis
06-11-2013, 07:19
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YOU GOT MAIL^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Great-Kazoo
06-11-2013, 08:08
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YOU GOT MAIL^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thanks.

TheBelly
06-11-2013, 09:45
I pooped at 0910 today.

TheBelly
06-11-2013, 11:06
Power point!!!

TheBelly
06-11-2013, 11:07
E X C R E M E N T

now with extra 'Scream!!'

Dingo
06-11-2013, 11:23
Once again, I feel that this is a less than ideal time to partake in this thread.... maybe I'll try again later when things are a little less........ fecal.

waxthis
06-11-2013, 11:32
^^^^^^^^^Agreed. FYI, I went at 4:30 AM......................[Coffee]

waxthis
06-11-2013, 11:33
We could start a pole on AM or PM Poopers?

fly boy
06-11-2013, 11:42
checking my post count, since I've been slacking

fly boy
06-11-2013, 11:43
woohoo, almost 1100

fly boy
06-11-2013, 11:48
and I"m spent

waxthis
06-11-2013, 11:52
Spent the whole morning moving ceiling tile. What a joy!

waxthis
06-11-2013, 11:55
An ungroomed stripper?

I saw one once you know. That was enough.

TheBelly
06-11-2013, 12:07
OK, so here's the whole thing:

I've been having some, shall we say.....'allergies' since being here in Texas. I also drink more water and run my keester off during PT. The bad side effect is that my body is getting rid of things with much more vigor than normal.

Other than wife and dog, work, shooting/golf.... all I can think about is: "why am I pooping so much?!"

Great-Kazoo
06-11-2013, 12:13
OK, so here's the whole thing:

I've been having some, shall we say.....'allergies' since being here in Texas. I also drink more water and run my keester off during PT. The bad side effect is that my body is getting rid of things with much more vigor than normal.

Other than wife and dog, work, shooting/golf.... all I can think about is: "why am I pooping so much?!"

Change of altitude. Increase of H2O , you are removing toxins in your body through rest room breaks. If you would like to "firm" things up try white rice (cooked of course). Increase your electrolytes too.

waxthis
06-11-2013, 18:59
What's this shit all about? [LOL]

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 19:06
There is definitely too much talk of shit in the past few pages, I'd bring up another subject, butt...

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 19:52
Well poop. This fire stuff sucks. Got our mini firesafe in the car with all our important documents in it, along with 3-day-bags for everyone in the family, food, water, and other things that I don't want to leave behind if we have to evac. I really don't think the fire could cross a mile of desert prairie to get to us, but if the wind changes, that sh!t can be dropping hot embers in our yard within minutes.

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 19:56
[pileoshit]

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 20:01
Shit!

Stay safe HoneyBadger! Don't forget to have the vehicle fully gassed up and bring an extra 5gal gas can if you've got one full. Hope you guys don't have to evac, can't imagine having to deal with that!

When I lived in the mountains here, I had a firebox with everything in it that I'd need (couldn't replace) for the fire season. Luckily, I never had to use it, still was always on my mind though.

zteknik
06-11-2013, 20:09
If you need to Dave,your welcome to come over here.
April's great with the kids.

Great-Kazoo
06-11-2013, 20:24
Well poop. This fire stuff sucks. Got our mini firesafe in the car with all our important documents in it, along with 3-day-bags for everyone in the family, food, water, and other things that I don't want to leave behind if we have to evac. I really don't think the fire could cross a mile of desert prairie to get to us, but if the wind changes, that sh!t can be dropping hot embers in our yard within minutes.

. DON'T Think, Be READY! A gust of wind will have that prairie gone within seconds and your garage in ruins.

Dingo
06-11-2013, 20:34
Agree with Jim. Maybe you oughta soak the perimeter every few hours as a precaution?

waxthis
06-11-2013, 20:43
Fires and Shit....Funny how all this started once Falling Sky's started back up......Stay safe BadgeMan!

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 20:54
Well fuuuuuuu...

Just really hurt my knee. Been fighting with it the past month while trying to get back into running. Seeing a doc too. Was reaching for something, then turned around and heard a loud pop and excruciating pain in my knee, traveling up/down my leg. Took me 15min to walk 100yds back to the control room, extremely sharp pains up/down my leg anytime i put weight on it.

waxthis
06-11-2013, 20:56
Oh crap! Don't fall on any mushroom switch that is red!!!!!

waxthis
06-11-2013, 20:57
However, if you pass any shit with mushrooms growing under them, enjoy....[Coffee]

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 20:58
Where'd the mushrooms come from?

waxthis
06-11-2013, 20:59
I can't keep track anymore...Were we talking about Aliens?

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:01
Oh, did you mean these:

http://www.omron-ap.com/product_info/A22E/A22E_safety.jpg

We have the all over the telescope, they turn off the motors and kick on the brakes. Granted, the ones that we have are a different shape and have a light inside them, they're similar. They're the emergency stop buttons. Sadly, there wasn't one nearby, otherwise I woulda hit it to get my coworker to come find me.

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:02
And you reminded me as well, I have a falling sky's episode to watch! Looking forward to it too, glad they brought the show back!

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 21:03
If you need to Dave,your welcome to come over here.
April's great with the kids.
Thanks Bob. We've already received several offers, but I think a lot of my friends and coworkers are in much more danger than we are.


. DON'T Think, Be READY! A gust of wind will have that prairie gone within seconds and your garage in ruins.

Yeah Yeah yeah we're all ready to go.


Agree with Jim. Maybe you oughta soak the perimeter every few hours as a precaution?

I just have dirt around my house and my house is stucco. Not really anything to soak.

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 21:03
We'll be watching the winds very closely tonight...

waxthis
06-11-2013, 21:05
Yes those are the ones. See if you can order a WiFi model, and carry that baby with you!

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 21:06
I have digital copies and hard copies of all our important documents and major receipts. I also recently walked around the house and photographed absolutely everything we own. I took pictures of every room, then opened every drawer and took pictures of the contents. I'm not sure how insurance claims for stuff like this works, but I figure if I have some recent pictures of all the stuff we own, especially the expensive and high-value stuff, it will be a lot easier to make an insurance claim for it to replace the replaceable "things". Everything that isn't replaceable is already in the bug out vehicle.

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 21:08
Yes those are the ones. See if you can order a WiFi model, and carry that baby with you!
They sell those already:
http://www.seniorsafety.com/

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:10
They sell those already:
http://www.seniorsafety.com/

Ouch. He's fearing for his family's and house's safety and he still has time to make fun of me.


On second though, I should feel honored!

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 21:25
Ouch. He's fearing for his family's and house's safety and he still has time to make fun of me.


On second though, I should feel honored!

Nah, I've got my ducks in a row and we're fairly safe for the time being. Like I said earlier... We just need to keep an eye on the winds throughout the night.

JMBD2112
06-11-2013, 21:31
Anyone going to Parker days this weekend?

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:31
AND you've got pet ducks?! WOW, how have you not eaten them by now and not cared?!

[LOL]

waxthis
06-11-2013, 21:32
Nah, I've got my ducks in a row and we're fairly safe for the time being. Like I said earlier... We just need to keep an eye on the winds throughout the night.


Watch for flames also.

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:34
Watch for flames also.

Haha yes, the flamres are more important than the winds. Are there any signs of spotting with that fire yet?

waxthis
06-11-2013, 21:34
So are we officially done with the shit talking?..

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:36
Not unless you want to go back to talking about it?

waxthis
06-11-2013, 21:39
Shit, fire, mushrooms, aliens and some place called Parker. Coincidence? I think not.

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:40
So you're starting blogs now about whacking grackles?

Do you ever stop talking about whacking grackles?

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:42
But for the record, no, I did not read your blog... [Shake]

waxthis
06-11-2013, 21:43
So you're starting blogs now about whacking grackles?

Do you ever stop talking about whacking grackles?

Ok.....[pileoshit]

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:45
Fine with me...

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:48
Now, to come up with some poopy jokes. Give me a few, I'm not very creative.

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 21:53
Thats it, I'm stumped. I'm going to go sit in the corner on a stool.

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 22:00
Oh fun, the one server that we can't operate without, just went down. Its the one that has our scheduled observing plan. Even if we load the next cartridge for the next time slot, we can't get the coords for that cartridge to be able to slew the telescope...

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 22:00
Dead in the water... would be nice to have a full night off, or at least a couple hour break so I can go lay down with ice on my knee.

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 22:03
Shucks, he get it back online. Still clueless as to why it went down.

HoneyBadger
06-11-2013, 22:23
So are we officially done with the shit talking?..
Yes please... lol


I'm retiring for the night. I'll be up every hour or so to check the status of the fire, but I probably won't post here unless I had to evac.

BuffCyclist
06-11-2013, 22:24
Good luck and stay safe!

Great-Kazoo
06-12-2013, 00:39
Posting up for a new day.

HoneyBadger
06-12-2013, 02:35
Just looked outside and can't see the fire's glow anymore (good sign) but the wind died down and the smoke is settling all around. I can still see stars when I look up, but it looks like there is a light fog under the street lamps. It smells pretty terrible.

BuffCyclist
06-12-2013, 02:42
Thanks for the update, glad to hear they might be starting to get it under control, hope the wind stays down!

waxthis
06-12-2013, 04:49
Wazzzzzzz up.

waxthis
06-12-2013, 04:52
So you're starting blogs now about whacking grackles?

Do you ever stop talking about whacking grackles?

Now I see what your talking about. I think my account has been hacked, as I do not remember starting that blog!

BuffCyclist
06-12-2013, 04:54
Now I see what your talking about. I think my account has been hacked, as I do not remember starting that blog!

I see a career of politics in your future...


Remember, deflect, deflect, deflect!

waxthis
06-12-2013, 05:01
Gotcha... All you folks in fire country be safe! And Buffy, take care of that knee. I gatta hit da road, Asta.

BuffCyclist
06-12-2013, 05:06
Buffy... [facepalm]

Damn, next time I pick a screen name I definitely need to think of all the possible ways that it can be shortened and made fun of.

BuffCyclist
06-12-2013, 05:57
Turning in for the night. Later ho's!

Great-Kazoo
06-12-2013, 07:17
Well fuuuuuuu...

Just really hurt my knee. Been fighting with it the past month while trying to get back into running. Seeing a doc too. Was reaching for something, then turned around and heard a loud pop and excruciating pain in my knee, traveling up/down my leg. Took me 15min to walk 100yds back to the control room, extremely sharp pains up/down my leg anytime i put weight on it.

if you hurt it on the job, hope you filed an incident report.

TheBelly
06-12-2013, 09:12
I'm really tired today, and I'm not sure why.

Maybe I'm hungry.

TheBelly
06-12-2013, 09:15
there are things that I COULD be doing, but I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes open, even...

WTH is wrong with me today?!?!

waxthis
06-12-2013, 09:20
there are things that I COULD be doing, but I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes open, even...

WTH is wrong with me today?!?!

I think its time for you to move.

TheBelly
06-12-2013, 09:46
I just took a lap around the office building. Not feeling better.

waxthis
06-12-2013, 09:52
I just took a lap around the office building. Not feeling better.

Get out now...Tex aint your cup o tea!

TheBelly
06-12-2013, 09:54
Get out now...Tex aint your cup o tea!

Uncle Sam says I stay... I just asked.