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OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:04
69

Thank you sir, may I have another?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:05
70

Mind if we dance wif yo dates?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:06
I'm actually getting somewhere with this....hmmmmm

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:07
72

must hurry, spoilers abound will most certainly show up very soon.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:08
73

I just ran out of beer....sacrilege.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:09
74

*hops off to fridge where another refreshment resides for me*

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:12
75

Have I mentioned that I really like sex? Women, preferably. lol

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:13
Are you the type of guy that would actually have sex with a farm animal, or just consider it?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:14
77

That's really just gross to think about...lol

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:15
78

...but then again, I *am* a weirdo.......but a loveable one nonetheless.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:16
Becky Ditzfield really is a ditz.

I'd do her though, given the chance.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:17
80

We got hosed for rain yesterday....maybe we'll get some rain today.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:19
81

It's getting closer to time to have to go to work........manual labor. Love it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:20
82

Do it when it's cool outside....that is more gooderest.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:24
Whacka whacka whacka.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:25
84

*runs in circles with a flashlight flipping on and off....really fast*

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:27
Broncos getting ready to get stuff going.

Super bowl, baby.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:28
86

I'm squandering good time to keep this run going... Focus.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:28
87

I wish I was having sex right now instead...but this isn't all that horrible either. lol

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:30
88

Post, whore, post.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:31
89

I get no kick from champaign, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all......so tell me, how can it be true...............that I........get a Belt out of you?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:32
I'm paying you to get some track laid..........not to be jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:32
To tell the family secret.......my grandmother was Dutch.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:33
92

I wanna do you.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:34
93

I don't have to pee

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:34
94

Open the door.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:35
95

I feel alive.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:35
96

BC likes chicks with dicks.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:36
97

JK there buddy.

97 ..........oral is heaven.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:36
98

Shit is great

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:37
99

Have a spine, don't whine.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:38
100

Nothing rhymes with "one hundred".

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:38
101

Shit, if I can make 13 more, I'm good.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:39
102

hurry hurry hurry

damn timer.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:39
103

Paper or plastic?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:40
104

I think check out ladies at the super market should be dressed like hookers. I'd buy a lot more groceries if they were.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:41
105

((((Grey)))) is gonna think I'm a pervert.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:41
Grey...


I'm a pervert.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:42
107

I hope I'm still in good standing with you... :)

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:43
108


Whore master flash!!!!!

Nearly busting BC's 112

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:43
109

I'm feeling it, oh so close.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:44
110

DAMN TIMER.......ARRRRRRRRRGH

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:44
Shit, I think I'm gonna make it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:45
A calm 112 post......taking the time to savor the tie, and to relish the surpassing of it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:46
Buck Thirteen.

Gravy from here on out.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:46
*lights a cigarette*

Was it as good for you, as it was for me?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:47
BTW, I really LIKED that one position a little while back....I'd like to try that one again sometime.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:48
116

Throwing you some respect BC....but you now have a new challenge before you.....:)

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:49
117

How far ya going?..........."end of that fence"..... Okay.

waxthis
07-20-2013, 06:49
Whoa

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:49
I'm gonna be this color the rest of my life?

waxthis
07-20-2013, 06:49
Day two of milf watching.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:50
Good morning, burrito Wax... :)

waxthis
07-20-2013, 06:50
OBC going postal!

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:50
117

Not bad.

waxthis
07-20-2013, 06:50
Wazzzzzz up

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:51
I was gettin' the whoring DONE brother.

Nice to see you this morning.

waxthis
07-20-2013, 06:52
Yes you were, making us proud indeed!

waxthis
07-20-2013, 06:53
Ugh..... I just want to go back to bed!

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:54
Hell, I'm not too far off to hit dos grande.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:55
Dude....get a milf first, THEN go back to bed.

*yep*

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:57
Yes you were, making us proud indeed!

The Whores Creed:

I, a whore, will throw caution to the wind. I WILL flatulently type like the bitch that I am, and shall be loved by my brethren for it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 06:58
I love you man.


*you're not getting my Bud Light Johnny*

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:00
I think Wax went to Santiagos.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:01
*fucker*

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:08
Sure, he shows up and ruins an awesome run...........then just leaves.

What an asshole.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:09
Now I want a breakfast burrito.

:(

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:11
It could have been 130 and counting.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:13
Wish in one hand, and shit in the other.....we all know which one is going to fill up first.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:14
Piss on it, I'm gonna try and get 2K.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:14
It's not that far.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:15
Anyone going down to check out that bridge install at Pecos?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:16
It would be cool to watch that if ya didn't have anything else going on.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:17
Hell...I ain't gonna make 2K right now.....ain't gonna happen.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 07:22
Peace, whores.

I've got some shit to do.

wax_job
07-20-2013, 07:32
Doop e doop e dooooopp...

I hear that.

wax_job
07-20-2013, 07:34
Good morning, burrito Wax... :)

So that's how this is gonna be? ... We have burrito wax and ugly wax?

wax_job
07-20-2013, 07:34
Reminds me that I had to buddies in college, both Rob.

Black Rob and Crazy Rob

wax_job
07-20-2013, 07:36
I think Wax went to Santiagos.

I think Wax lives at Santiago's.

bogie
07-20-2013, 07:44
117 not bad

Mazin
07-20-2013, 07:48
BOB EARLY MORNING DOLE


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

Great-Kazoo
07-20-2013, 08:02
Day two of milf watching.

mid day at kings or safeway are prime eye surfing areas. The need to get something for dinner and the kids trip tomorrow, are in full SCHWING........... Sadly the ones my age are looking better then the 30-40 age group.

waxthis
07-20-2013, 10:53
So that's how this is gonna be? ... We have burrito wax and ugly wax?

Think he prefers the term "fugly wax"

waxthis
07-20-2013, 10:54
mid day at kings or safeway are prime eye surfing areas. The need to get something for dinner and the kids trip tomorrow, are in full SCHWING........... Sadly the ones my age are looking better then the 30-40 age group.

+1

waxthis
07-20-2013, 10:54
I think Wax lives at Santiago's.

Got a cot in the mop room.

Great-Kazoo
07-20-2013, 10:58
Got a cot in the mop room.

You got a What? in the mop room.



Where's that pollo?

wax_job
07-20-2013, 10:59
Think he prefers the term "fugly wax"

Hey now... You're gonna have to fight the wife for that one, since that is her pet name for me

waxthis
07-20-2013, 11:02
You got a What? in the mop room.



Where's that pollo?

Ha!! I ain't gonna tell.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:01
96

BC likes chicks with dicks.

Wait a second...


97

JK there buddy.

97 ..........oral is heaven.

Okay, as long as you took it back. Otherwise I was gonna have to bitchslap ya there!


*lights a cigarette*

Was it as good for you, as it was for me?

No, not really. I just didn't feel anything.


116

Throwing you some respect BC....but you now have a new challenge before you.....:)

Well done. And even a day after you called me out on it. Would have been like 121 if I didn't step in early on. Should have waited before going to sleep. [facepalm]But alas, I relinquish the crown to you.


117

How far ya going?..........."end of that fence"..... Okay.

Well done!


The Whores Creed:

I, a whore, will throw caution to the wind. I WILL flatulently type like the bitch that I am, and shall be loved by my brethren for it.

Ooh, this should be the new motto!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:22
Hmm, guess no one is online, which is surprising.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:23
3

Starting a midday run!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:23
4

How awesome would it be if i killed OBC's record during the DAY!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:24
5

There's no way this will make it past 10. 20 tops.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:24
6

Remember, ABBAB!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:25
7

Always Be Berating And Belittling.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:25
8

I'm 100% positive I could make an entire run using nothing but Archer quotes, while watching the show. Every line is GOLD!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:26
9

But I don't feel like it, so i'll just throw in a few here and there.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:26
10

Surprising, made it to 10. Only another 108 to go. [panic]

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:27
11

[blah-blah]

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:27
12

Does anyone really read these things?

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:28
13

Yay thunderstorm!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:29
14

And here I was told day whoring is hard! [hahhah-no]

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:29
15

Oh eat a dick!

That's eat a dick, Chef!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:30
16

Seriously, if you haven't seen Archer, it is by far one of the most crude humor shows out there. Every single episode has at least 40 good lines!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:30
17

Wish I was an alcoholic so I had a beer with me right now.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:31
18

Wait, do alcoholics drink beer?

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:31
19

Nah, probably not.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:32
Testing the whole not using a number during a run...

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:32
Hiya BC.

:)

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:33
*waiting for the "shit you messed my run up" post*

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:33
Yea, not doing that again. Hey OBC. Hmm...BC and OBC. Does the O stand for OLD!? OOOOOOHHHH, you just got burned!






[beatdeadhorse]










Just because this emoticon isn't used enough...

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:33
Eh, don't care, was getting a little tired of day whoring actually. And i knew it wouldn't last.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:35
Oh, and remember when I said you coulda been a great chef? Every morning I make two cooks like you, in the toilet!

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:35
It's all good, brother.

Nice to see ya.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:35
Why is it that russian chicks are always portrayed in movies/shows as sexy, temptresses with super hot bodies?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:36
No, the "O" is for orgasm.

:)

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:36
Because, its DEFINITELY not like that in real life! They're ALLLLL batshit crazy and look scraggly!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:36
That doesn't make sense, O is for Orgasm in OBC? Is that a request or an order? [LOL]

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:38
Ugh, 3 hours to kill before i can head up to the control room and sit for hte next 10 hours while we don't observe because of more thunderstorms. [Bang]

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:38
Cause it's a damn movie.........and nobody wants to see an ugly chick starring in a movie.

Doesn't matter what the nationality of the actor is.

Truth be told?...if you're above having sex with an unattractive lady, you're missing out on getting laid.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:41
BC...what the hell can you be observing during the daylight anyways...I'm curious.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:41
Oh, what was that? Sorry, got distracted watching the rain and forgot what i was talking about.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:42
Well, right now I'm looking out my dorm window at the 100m solar telescope that goes another 200m down into the ground. So, they probably look at the sun...

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:43
And only 100 miles away from me is the VLA (ya know, that giant Y shaped radio dish array that what's her face sat in front of listening to with headphones in the movie Contact...

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:43
Oh, what was that? Sorry, got distracted watching the rain and forgot what i was talking about.

Having sex.....with a Russian hotty.

You back on your game now?

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:43
)





*missed that and we can't have unclosed parenthesis all over this site.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:44
But MY telescope looks at, well the instrument that we're observing with for tonight and tomorrow, is looking at the center of the Milky Way galaxy through the dust lane in IR.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:45
Nah, I will NEVER got back to a russian. Dated one of those in college for 1.8yrs, worst 2 years of my life. Batshit crazy (though in bed that was AWESOME!) but most of the time it wasn't worth it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:45
And only 100 miles away from me is the VLA (ya know, that giant Y shaped radio dish array that what's her face sat in front of listening to with headphones in the movie Contact...

Jodie Foster.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:47
Batshit crazy is no good, for sure.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:48
Hot sex is ALWAYS super awesome though.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:49
Hell.......even "eh" sex is better than NO sex.

lol

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:49
Ah there we go, Jodie Foster. I'm still laughing that the majority of the people who watched that movie really think that radio astronomers listen to their dishes and the rest of the universe with headphones. [facepalm]

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:50
Lose your connection BC?... tick tock tick tock.


Time really IS a son of a bitch, ya know?

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:50
Hell.......even "eh" sex is better than NO sex.

lol

I think EVERYONE can agree with that!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:50
No, was browsing facebook. Gotta update myself on the world of events after sleeping all day.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:51
Thankfully, I know someone who knows his shit on the topic.

I've told you before that I think what you're doing is cool.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:52
*shoots a spitwad at Bogie*

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:52
Well thanks, whenever I look at what we're observing and realize what exactly we ARE looking at, it is very humbling. Also, very cool.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:52
Facebook?

...are you gay?

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:53
And since you ruined my daytime post streak, i think i'm going to head back to bed for a few hours. Catch ya in a few hours!

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:53
LOL...

Just messin' with ya man. I refuse to *do* facebook.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 15:53
Haha, no, just 27 and I was in college when Facebook first came out and it was awesome. Now, it kinda sucks since they let all of the old fogies on there

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:54
And since you ruined my daytime post streak, i think i'm going to head back to bed for a few hours. Catch ya in a few hours!

Alright BC, have a decent sleep, and I hope your knee isn't kicking your ass when ya wake up. Not fair to be in pain, that's for sure.

SYL brother.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 15:55
You might be surprised at what us Old Fuckers are capable of.. ;)

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 16:01
Damn...I think taking a little siesta doesn't really sound all that damn bad.

It was hotter than Hades out there earlier while I toiled and exerted myself...for the good of God, Country, and the Wif.

Sure....NOW the clouds show up.........fucker.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 16:03
Tonight is IT on the smoking thing....whenever the hell it is I go to bed tonight,.......cigs are kaput.

Bitch.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 16:05
Gonna make up (pre bowl) our final two games of league tonight...... I hope we do well, leave there and have a scrumptious breakfast somewhere, and then come home and fuck like rabbits.


I'm thinking that would be ideal.

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 16:08
Peace be with the Whores........


Why?.....because!!! that's why.

SYL

roberth
07-20-2013, 16:11
not so fast munchkin

roberth
07-20-2013, 16:11
i was hoping to interrupt some shenanigans

roberth
07-20-2013, 16:12
You might be surprised at what us Old Fuckers are capable of.. ;)

What do you know about old? are you over 80? [werdo]

roberth
07-20-2013, 16:13
rabbits don't need no help

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 16:14
Roberth.... lol

I've not been able to turn this damn machine off yet.......... Howdy..:)

roberth
07-20-2013, 16:16
Howdy

roberth
07-20-2013, 16:17
damn machines, smash those metal mutherfuckers to junk!

i am channeling The Terminator

roberth
07-20-2013, 16:18
actually i'm working up an 45A XTP 230g load, but i thought i'd get in here and interrupt some rabbit punching post hozing

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 16:20
Old?

I'm working on it....not really my preference, but I am.

Is it okay if I abduct you someday and learn WTF to do to reload properly?

OtterbatHellcat
07-20-2013, 16:25
Eyelids are getting heavy.... I gotta lay down for a while, gonna be a long night.

roberth
07-20-2013, 16:31
Old?

I'm working on it....not really my preference, but I am.

aren't we all


Is it okay if I abduct you someday and learn WTF to do to reload properly?

abduction eh? - i haven't experienced that yet so i guess you could try - fair warning - when it comes to stuff like that i'm a fighter unless you have ice cream

TheBelly
07-20-2013, 17:04
Break brake breighk

hghclsswhitetrsh
07-20-2013, 17:07
Quit with the thunder, rain already.

roberth
07-20-2013, 17:16
agreed - rain now!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 17:48
Roberth.... lol

I've not been able to turn this damn machine off yet.......... Howdy..:)]

There's a little button with a light next to it, press that. If that doesn't work, pull the power cord, that'll always get it!

JM Ver. 2.0
07-20-2013, 17:51
I love GNC's gold card discounts....

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/21/5ehajypy.jpg

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

roberth
07-20-2013, 18:04
6pm - whaddaya hoze doin? got families er sumthin - entertain me!!

Great-Kazoo
07-20-2013, 18:05
Outside's looking like a stunt double for the wizard of oz tornado scene

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:05
I just woke up, showered and am getting settled in my office for 12 hours of doing absolutely nothing because at least tonight there is a huge thunderstorm directly overhead and we're even getting RAIN!!!

Back in a bit, need to go get breakfast, make some espresso (yes, that stereotype is true that all astronomers have an espresso machine and ours is a very very nice one!), and figure out a plan of attack for sitting on my ass tonight.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:16
Okay back, time to entertain roberth! What type of entertainment would you like?

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:17
3

How about another failed attempt to break 118 posts in a row? That assuming you promise not to reply and interrupt it!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:18
4

And if you post up just to say you agree not to interrupt it, i'll smack you!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:18
5

Okay, so time to come up with something to post about. Guess i'll start watching some archer for some good lines.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:19
6

Would it lower my reputation around here if I just gave up at 10 posts?

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:20
7

I have a feeling yes. Or at the very least OBC would never let me forget that he holds the title as queen of post whores... [Poke]

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:21
8

Perhaps I should hide my name from the list of users online. That way, I could interrupt OBC in the future and prevent him from one upping himself.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:22
9

In case you haven't figured it out by now, i am not very creative.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:22
10

Guess that's because I'm normal, unlike OBC who has way too much shit rattling around in his head.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:23
11

Shit, I could go for a Qdoba Steak Queso burrito with a side of queso and chips...

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:24
12

My fiancee spent all day in another town, looking for a dress for her mom, a suit for her dad, getting more fake flowers at hobby lobby (because seriously, how many fake freaking flowers do we need), and then finally picking up some candy for favors for hte wedding.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:24
Ya know whats sad, when I lived in CO, I never got a beer with my qdoba burrito.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:25
Guess thats what I get for being a cheap ass broke college student. That'll teach me!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:25
15

I hate eating frosted mini wheats. You can never get the ratio of milk to wheats properly. You either run out of milk too early, or have way too much in the end.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:27
16

Oh shit! I'm going to make millions!!! I should make a shelf rack that you place in the bottom of a bowl. That way, you can pour the cereal on top of the shelf, and as you eat cereal, you simply push a little cereal off the shelf into the milk. Because one corner of the shelf is cut off and allows perfect access to the milk!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:27
17

How many would I sell?! College kids would buy them up, all I'd have to do is get them on an "As Seen on TV" commercial!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:28
18

Seriously, why does that not exist?

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:28
19

*Runs to amazon to make sure it doesn't exist...

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:29
20

Whew, it doesn't exist! Okay, patent pending, you can't steal that idea! If you do... I'll beat you like I'm beating this horse, or is that a cow?: [beatdeadhorse]

buffalobo
07-20-2013, 18:29
Hey territorial ho!

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BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:29
21

Half way to whore status again...

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:30
* shoots spitwad at buffalobo *

roberth
07-20-2013, 18:30
i'm looking up load data for 700x, 45ACP, and my Smith 1917 revolver

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:31
Well, at least roberth was nice enough to post AFTER my streak was already killed. [Mad]

buffalobo
07-20-2013, 18:32
17

How many would I sell?! College kids would buy them up, all I'd have to do is get them on an "As Seen on TV" commercial!

Cereal is pretty important to college kids, should sell pretty well. Get the school logos on them and you're gtg.

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BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:33
Hey, Hey, the phone...gimme!

Lana - Did you seriously just climb all the way up here to see what my bonus is?

Archer - No, I sarcastically climbed all the way up here to see what your bonus is, he said, sarcastically. PHONE!

Lana - Okay, Jesus, keep your voice... WHOA!

Archer - I know, sucks, right? Thats' not even remotely...FAIR!

Lana- Apparently, we're in a crazy parallel universe where bonuses are based on merit, as opposed to whether or not you crawled out of your MOTHER!

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:34
Cereal is pretty important to college kids, should sell pretty well. Get the school logos on them and you're gtg.

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Oh yea, something I didn't even think about! Need to draft this up in solidworks later. The hard part will be figuring out what size to make it so its universal. Cause all bowls aren't the same size...

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:36
So, my first command, as agent in command, she said commandlingly... [ROFL1]

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:36
Wonder if I could break 3k posts this shift? Nah, probably not. Buffalobo would swoop in and somehow revert me back to 2k posts instead.

roberth
07-20-2013, 18:44
Well, at least roberth was nice enough to post AFTER my streak was already killed. [Mad]

glad to help

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:51
Now, your next job is to keep people from posting. Kneecap them if you have to!

[UZI] [AR15][MG][M9130][Flame] [g3][39][Sniper][M2]


[Pirate]

buffalobo
07-20-2013, 18:51
Wonder if I could break 3k posts this shift? Nah, probably not. Buffalobo would swoop in and somehow revert me back to 2k posts instead.

I can do Buzzkill pretty well, according to the kids.



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BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:52
Well I think i'm gonna head outside and enjoy the lightning show for a bit.

If i dont return, I probably got struck (its less than 3km away). If that happens, OBC, you with the queen post whore crown for life - congrats!

buffalobo
07-20-2013, 18:53
And sell the rack and bowl together.



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BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 18:57
Yes, I had that thought too, I could sell a "kid size", "teen size" and "dad size". Hmm, I might really be onto something here...

roberth
07-20-2013, 19:04
well rats - my project didn't pan out

roberth
07-20-2013, 19:05
i wanted to load up these 185g XTP pulls i had but the first guy who loaded them put so much crimp the copper jackets are scored so they are trash.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 19:06
i wanted to load up these 185g XTP pulls i had but the first guy who loaded them put so much crimp the copper jackets are scored so they are trash.

Dang, that sucks! But wouldn't that just affect the accuracy and not much else? Or were you planning on loading them up for SD rounds?

roberth
07-20-2013, 19:19
Dang, that sucks! But wouldn't that just affect the accuracy and not much else? Or were you planning on loading them up for SD rounds?

the cut in the copper jacket prevents them from seating correctly, the cut is so pronounced that it catches on the rim of the case. he really crimped them hard, no need for that in 45acp.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:20
What gives?

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:21
I'm taking my wife out for dinner tonight for "country" japanese.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:22
Got the yard cleaned up today and washed mine and my wife's cars.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:22
Now i can cruise in style to dinner

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:23
If she finishes getting ready...

tweedly dee tweedly dum

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:23
Even gave my dog a bath today. except its more like bathing a rat.

roberth
07-20-2013, 19:24
enjoy your dinner

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:24
A big 6 pound rat.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:25
enjoy your dinner

Thanks! Celebrating four great years (7 total)

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:26
What's the best ice cream between here and colfax?

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:26
Where 'here' = broomfield

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:27
Haven't found a good place to get 'home made' ice cream in Denver. Every po dunk town in Ohio has some kind of ice cream place

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:28
Although I'm usually not wanting ice cream after japanese food.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:28
Oh she finally got dressed... progress

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:29
Lots of streaks going here the last few days. You guys should get checked out for some VD for all that whoring.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:30
Okay i'm outta here.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:31
Very soon.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:32
Not soon enough apparently.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:33
It's nice to be able to get ready in 10 minutes. I can sit on my ass for 30 while waiting.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:34
The dog is shivering next to me. 75 in here and she thinks its the ice age after her bath. Like a wet rat I say.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:34
I'm really done now. Talking to myself is no fun. I don't see how you whores can do it for so long. Vagisil?

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:35
Going for four more to end on a decade.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:37
In 1548

February 14 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_14) – Battle of Uedahara (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Uedahara): Firearms are used for the first time on the battlefield in Japan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan), and Takeda Shingen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeda_Shingen) is defeated by Murakami Yoshikiyo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murakami_Yoshikiyo).

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:37
In 1549

In the Kingdom of England (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_England), it was known as "The Year of the Many-Headed Monster" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lernaean_Hydra), because of the unusually high number of rebellions which occurred in the country.

bogie
07-20-2013, 19:38
In 1550

Nostradamus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostradamus)' first almanac (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almanac) is written.

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 19:44
Lots of streaks going here the last few days. You guys should get checked out for some VD for all that whoring.

Really? You think we can catch a computer virus? Hmm, might need to ask my doc next time I see him [Tooth]

buffalobo
07-20-2013, 19:53
Got our rain and some of somebody else's too.

Storm on the south side whacked us with a little hail with a couple mins of +1" size hail(barely got the wife's car put away) and 1/2" rain in 20 mins.

Then got whacked 15 mins later, head on from the north. Radar showed it cooked up in about 15 mins. 1 1/2" in 30-40 mins.


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buffalobo
07-20-2013, 19:59
We are used to storms being fast and hard, but that second storm was the stand out so far this summer. Even turned on the cellar light and put flashlight in pocket. Alerted the wife to look out and slapped on scanner to NWS.



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JM Ver. 2.0
07-20-2013, 20:10
So... 75 grain .223 AMAX bullets out of my 24" Savage bolt gun for PDogs........ Yummy.

buffalobo
07-20-2013, 20:12
So... 75 grain .223 AMAX bullets out of my 24" Savage bolt gun for PDogs........ Yummy.

And what for glass?

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Great-Kazoo
07-20-2013, 20:18
5

Okay, so time to come up with something to post about. Guess i'll start watching some archer for some good lines.

Cry Havoc and let loose the hogs of war.

It's Dogs of war.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-20-2013, 20:20
And what for glass?

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Shitty glass... I need to order a 24 power scope.... Something from Primary arms probably...

JM Ver. 2.0
07-20-2013, 20:22
This should be what I'll get out of the 75s...

75 HDY BTHP-M

Low load: 21.7gr of TAC, pushing 2,582 FPS

High load: 24.1gr TAC, pushing 2,820 FPS.

roberth
07-20-2013, 20:25
which one is the accurate load?

JM Ver. 2.0
07-20-2013, 20:38
which one is the accurate load?

Which ever one I shoot better....

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 20:43
Which ever one I shoot better....

[ROFL1]

BuffCyclist
07-20-2013, 21:38
Killing zombies

http://www.addictinggames.com/shooting-games/shotgun-vs-zombies-game.jsp

Mazin
07-20-2013, 22:25
ndHL8HETto0


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TheBelly
07-20-2013, 22:28
Someone wrote me a PM about the LaRue I have on order. Who was it? (It got deleted by accident)

USAFGopherMike
07-20-2013, 22:51
Evening whore dogs

USAFGopherMike
07-20-2013, 22:51
Writing performance reports sucks.

GilpinGuy
07-20-2013, 23:22
"Read the whore-erscopes and eat some whore-derves"

LMFAO

GilpinGuy
07-20-2013, 23:31
"I'm a ho, you know I'm a ho. How do you know? Cause I told ya so"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZVMT_itVC4